Man Changes Name to "They"

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  1. dotnina macrumors 6502a

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    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/g/archive/2004/09/23/namechange.DTL

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  2. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    I want "Them" punished for the day "They" broke into my house. ;)
     
  3. Apple Hobo macrumors 6502a

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    He should have changed his name to Frickin' Loser. :rolleyes:
     
  4. King Cobra macrumors 603

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    What a
    TOOL.


    edesign, get a tool picture going.
     
  5. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    on it chief!
     
  6. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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  7. King Cobra macrumors 603

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    :D

    I thought of one guy wacking the other with it for a pic.
     
  8. Elan0204 macrumors 65816

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    Maybe he's been listening to a little too much Jem. :)
     
  9. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    That would either take a lot of googling for the right image, or some damn fine PS work, neither of which I for one can be bothered with right now :D
     
  10. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    im rather partial to this image myself....
     

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  11. wdlove macrumors P6

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    Now that we have a They, what we need is a Them. Just think they could become partners. :eek: :D
     
  12. t300 macrumors 6502a

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    What's his wife's name..Them? This is crazy but so funny....And yeah..WHAT a tool.
     
  13. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Haha, that's so great. I was going to say the exact same thing. :p
     
  14. Mechcozmo macrumors 603

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    Maybe he could chane his name to Supercalifragilisticexpialidosus, unless that has been done before. Or maybe he'll change his name to "Tool" next...lol
     
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    This reminds me of that Abbott and Costello skit "Who's on first, What's on second"
     
  17. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    Seems to me I read a story a long, long time ago, in which the main character was trying to track down the mysterious "they" that everyone talks about. Might've been Bradbury, Matheson, Bloch, or one of those types of writers. Anyway, he finally found "them", and "they" turned out to be some kind of weird cabal which secretly ran the world..so that when "they" say it's going to rain, why of course it does.

    BTW, they say Bush is still ahead in the polls. ;)
     
  18. solvs macrumors 603

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    Simple, yet effective. :D
     
  19. virividox macrumors 601

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    he is so stupid. why dont they jump in a lake
     
  20. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    [M*A*S*H] What do you mean, "they", "them"? Aren't they all part of "we"? Isn't "them" us? [/M*A*S*H]
     
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  22. wdlove macrumors P6

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    Then he would be the Apple of their eye. :D
     
  23. zv470 macrumors 6502

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    Hmm, I wonder if his wife and kids have to drop their surname as well now?

    You could have great fun with names, eg: giving identical twins the same name.

    Or not giving a child a name, so they can choose one for themselves when they get older.

    If you can remove your surname, can you remove your name entirely? :eek: The mind boggles. :)
     
  24. dotnina thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Didn't Gwyneth Paltrow and husband just name their kid Apple?
     
  25. rueyeet macrumors 65816

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    I love that song....pity so many people hear the chorus and think it's a breakup song. :rolleyes:
     

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