Man marinades cat in trunk of car

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  1. Blue Velvet
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    Awww.


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    He just described about 90% of all cats.
     
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    So that's why the police stop people going through traffic lights!
     
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    ...or women... but seriously, this guy is clearly mentally ill.
     
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    Where can I find a video of this news story? The Gawker one was removed.
     
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    More like 99.9% of all cats.;)

    Agreed. He should be held for a psych evaluation.
     
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    This guy clearly has no idea how to marinate anything.
     
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    Wow..... I mean if he want's to eat a cat, I don't think there is a law in NY that says he can't is there???

    But he really needs learn how to marinate thou. I don't know how could the marinating would be if the cat is still alive and furry!
     
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    I thought you were not suppose to change an animal's name.

    But anyway, glad the cat is safe. He must have smelled good though after the "bath"
     
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    The first clue that he's crazy was that he failed to kill the cat and dress the meat before marinating. Duh.

    Although, that little screw-up obviously worked in the cat's favor!

    I'm also curious what the man said that led to the police looking in his trunk...maybe he offered them grilled cat kabobs or something?
     
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    The video said the police heard a scratching sound coming from the guys trunk. And there was a cat in there making the scratching noise.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Maybe its just a cultural issue, perhaps this guys ancestors have a traditional recipe for trunk marinated cat.
     
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    Is it weird that I wonder why they popped the trunk?
     
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    Hello? Meow!!!!
     
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    Hahaha this made me LOL. I had to explain to my co-worker why I just burst out laughing.
     
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    My hometown's been so popular in national news recently... this, then the gang shooting downtown.. wonderful!
     
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    The cat, hearing the officer's presence, politely requested that the officer come speak with him at the trunk. After making small talk about the weather and the smell of canned tuna, they mutually agreed that the cat's current state of bondage and indentured going to be served was not acceptable.
     
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    It is amazing, is it not, that several have failed to notice that the cat was alive. :rolleyes:
     
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    He also described 95% of WoW players.
     
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    Try marinating them and see if they improve.
     
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    Maybe women will have better taste in them, too. (Not really...)
     

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