Man milks cow for free 'Moolatte'

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by jsw, Aug 26, 2004.

  1. jsw Moderator emeritus

    jsw

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    Full story here.

    I wonder which rocket scientist approved that promotion... I mean, if enough people bring their cows in, DQ could go under! The effort required to bring a cow into town has to be worth a $2 treat, right?
     
  2. mlw1235 macrumors 6502

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    I have a DQ up the road from me....

    *strokes chin*

    Darn, no cow. :D

    Funny stuff though!!
     
  3. dotnina macrumors 6502a

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    I don't know what he was thinking.

    The thing to do is bring in a bunch of BABY COWS ... you can fit more into your truck that way!

    :)
     
  4. emw macrumors G4

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    Yeah, tomorrow there'll be a story about how some guy had to go to the emergency room to get a Peanut Buster Parfait surgically removed from his ass after making some comment about his wife and a free Moolatte...
     
  5. wdlove macrumors P6

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    He definitely deserved his reward for his trouble. I remember Dairy Ice Cream fondly, the texture is awesome.
     
  6. mlw1235 macrumors 6502

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    haha :D :D :D
     
  7. Kingsnapped macrumors 6502a

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    You win the thread.

    I do have access to many cows, and a DQ.. but alas, I lent out my cattle trailer the other day.

    No mulat..ahem- Moolatte for me.
     
  8. MongoTheGeek macrumors 68040

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    How far is it? Could you just ride the cow?
     

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