Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

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  1. Hemingray macrumors 68030

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    WTF?!?!?! :eek: :eek: :eek:

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc

    Happy Monday Everyone! :D
     
  2. virividox macrumors 601

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    right unless tehir chickens look like penises or their penises look like chickens i think this guy is lying
     
  3. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    [​IMG]

    What an idiot, and virividox, I agree; there's no way you confuse your little you with a chickens neck :eek:
     
  4. virividox macrumors 601

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    hes a complete tool, well an incomplete tool now
     
  5. Dont Hurt Me macrumors 603

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  7. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    You're not in the nudie when butchering farm animals? :confused: :p
     
  8. zelmo macrumors 603

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    Strangely, being "in the nudie" around farm animals often makes the farm animals nervous :D :D :D
     
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    Give the guy a break, maybe he was preforming some sort of naked romanian ritual, perhaps even one involving large quantities of alchohol.

    Oh and forgive my spelling, I am away from my mac, and really really need the auto spellcheck feature.
     
  11. makisushi macrumors 6502

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    Talk about swallowing your pride...na na, na na, na naaa.
     
  12. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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  13. emw macrumors G4

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    What, you've never heard the phrase "choking the chicken"? ;)
     
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  15. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    Yes, but never "slitting the chickens throat".
     
  16. wdlove macrumors P6

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    This story had me very skeptical. Just can't even imagine how this could happen. Would wonder if he was inebriated. Really hope that he will recover fully.
     
  17. Raid macrumors 68020

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    There's something fishy in that story. I hope he was drunk, cause if he wasn't he's probably crazy and really needs help.

    Ohhh..... ow! :eek: Moral of the story here folks is drugs are bad and should never be mixed with sharp insturments! ;)
     
  18. emw macrumors G4

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    Well, almost fully, anyway...

     
  19. srobert macrumors 68020

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    Ok. I saved this one for such a special occasion. I hope I won'T get suid for this. Here goes ^_^ :

    [​IMG]
     
  20. zelmo macrumors 603

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    :D :D If there is any justice in the world, you will not get sued for this.
     
  21. runplaysleeprun macrumors 6502a

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    hahaha, excellent
     
  22. true777 macrumors 6502a

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    inebriation is a good guess, but also remember that in Romania, and especially in the countryside there, quality eye care is almost unheard of, and many elderly people are virtually blind.

    I have travelled there a few years ago and have seen how elderly farm people live over there. Extreme poverty, it's not pretty. If the man's eye sight was bad, and he was inebriated, I can see how this could happen. Poor guy.
     

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