Man tries to mellow cat by stuffing it into a bong

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  1. dmr727 macrumors G3

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    http://www.journalstar.com/news/local/doc49abdd68720f0464780876.txt


    Well, that's certainly *one* way to calm down a hyper kitten. And the photo pretty much tells me everything I need to know. Heh!
     
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    I'm so not responsible for this ... just sayin'.
     
  3. dmr727 thread starter macrumors G3

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    LOL....whatever! You know you are! :)
     
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    Ditto. My response exactly.
     
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    Ok it's safe to say I could be mildly responsible if he did it in retaliation to anything I've ever said. :(
     
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    Hopefully he got cracked upside the head several dozen times with the officers baton for "resisting arrest".

    If you don't want to take care of an animal then don't get one.
     
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    Did the bong have carpet attached to the inside of it?
    Cuz I can see a stoner making a bong out of one of those cat tree things.
     
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    I can't stop thinking this should have been in pineapple express.

    not justifying what he did, but it fits...
     
  12. Angie1313 macrumors newbie

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    that's so not right...i hope he gets hurt in a very uncomfortable place in jail
     
  13. pooky macrumors 6502

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    Maybe it was an accident. Maybe he thought the cat was his weed...

    "duuuude... where's the cat?"

    "what cat?"

    "my cat"

    "dude, you have a cat?"
     
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    People that do stuff like that to any animal should have the same thing done to themselves
     
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    I don't think cat fur filters the smoke the way people would like.

    Might serve as an interesting pre-flavoring for BBQ though.
     
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    Wow, that is unreal! I can not believe that guy stuffed his cat into a bong! :eek:
     
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    I've known several stoned individuals who have openly wished they could crawl inside their bong and wondered what it would be like to live there.
     
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    Did this remind anyone else of the Bonsai Kitten hoax from a few years ago?
     
  20. dmr727 thread starter macrumors G3

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    Heh - yes, yes it did. I just didn't want to admit it. :)
     
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    “The cat appeared to be very lethargic, somewhat in a sleeping state,” Jarrett said.

    No ****!
     
  22. littfam macrumors regular

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    Nebraskans I swear!!!!!! They would never do that in Oregon. Did the cat have a medicinal card?
     
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    man, i wish someone could get me that high
     

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