Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock

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  1. wdlove macrumors P6

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  3. ham_man macrumors 68020

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    Holy smokes. I think that it would be hard to 'function' after that happening... :eek:
     
  4. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    That would be an awsome frathouse prank. :D

    Prank is an awsome motive, especially if the guy is too drunk to use the key.
     
  5. iMatt mini macrumors 6502

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    I'll believe it when I see it.

    I don't want to EVER believe it. :p
     
  6. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Make it a combination lock, with it facing backwards -- and somebody will have to see it to take it off.
     
  7. iMatt mini macrumors 6502

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    Imagine trying to put a key in that lock with your eyes closed. :rolleyes:
     
  8. .Andy macrumors 68030

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    That's fantastic although I'm not sure I'd want to touch any of my friends' tackle! Perhaps if I'd drunk a lot and had a pair of rubber gloves nearby I might - but probably not :).
     
  9. iMatt mini macrumors 6502

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    If you drank enough you wouldn't be sane enough to care. :p
     
  10. neildmitchell macrumors 6502a

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    "Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident."

    Sounds as if someone was claiming them balls as theirs...uh huh, thats right, kinky bondage, the mans been marked as a slave!
    Sounds rather hot if I say so myself. :eek:

    ok, so Im drunk :rolleyes:
     
  11. atszyman macrumors 68020

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    I'd bet it was a simple prank, however it's kind of odd that the guy didn't try to call his "friend" in the two weeks he had the lock on. If that were to happen to me I would be calling everyone I was with that night to figure out who did it and how to get the key/combination.

    The really scary quote is,

    That makes me squeamish every time I read it. It seems it would be much saner to suffer the embarrassment of the locksmith than deal with sharp objects "down there."
     
  12. iGary Guest

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    A friend of mine is a doctor in Washington DC, and during his residency he had to cut various assorted metal items of men's "parts."

    He said at least once a week.
     
  13. Applespider macrumors G4

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    His girlfriend discovered he'd been cheating on her? :p
     
  14. Roger1 macrumors 65816

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    Nah. It's just an extreme form of jewelry.
     
  15. saunders45 macrumors 6502a

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    I think he wanted to prove to his girlfriend that he wasn't sleeping around.......
     
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    Nah, he probably simply tried on the "Testicle Elongator™" he ordered from a spam email. He somehow got convinced by the eloquent spammer that women do love a man with 6 inches long testies. *shivers*
     
  18. eva01 macrumors 601

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    hahahahah that is great, i can't believe he tried to remove it with a hacksaw O_O
     
  19. iSaint macrumors 603

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    Normal procedure for after the wedding night.
     
  20. eva01 macrumors 601

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    maybe he should have used the hacksaw more and cut off his testicles and the padlock :p he shouldn't reproduce
     
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    He could have been up for a Darwin had he slipped with the hacksaw.

    :O

    and why on earth did he walk around for two weeks like this?!?!
     
  22. eva01 macrumors 601

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    that gives him darwin award in my opinion, 2 friggen weeks, comeon now
     
  23. Sharewaredemon macrumors 68000

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    Naw the article said no permanent damage, so I think he's still in the gene pool (unfortunately)
     
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    Maybe he remembered this guy and was just trying to keep them safe...
     

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