Masturbation Proven to Reduce Cancer Risk

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  1. Daveway macrumors 68040

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm

    A recent study showed that men who masturbated 5x a week were least likely to develop prostate cancer than men who didn't.

    You know what this means?

    No more bit*hing about it. :D
     
  2. Phat_Pat macrumors 68000

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  3. cooknwitha macrumors 6502a

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    Gee, I wonder if it were men who conducted the study. :D
     
  4. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    Sweeeeeeeeet. :D

    On a non-facetious note, it isn't that surprising. There has been research for some time, that suggests that sexual activity reduces the risk of prostate cancer in men, hasn't there?
     
  5. Giaguara macrumors 6502a

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    Hm.. if DIY reduces it, just imagine how healthy those who don't have to DIY but can practise their muscle with somebody else, are? ;)
     
  6. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    Good to know the last 5 minutes weren't wasted :eek: :eek: :eek: :p





    ...that was sick, just sick, I apologise.
     
  7. barneygumble macrumors 6502a

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    oh thank god for that :rolleyes:, i was worrying i was doing it for nothing ;)
     
  8. AmigoMac macrumors 68020

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    Mom: What are you doing that long in the bathroom?

    Son: Taking care of my prostate.

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    ;)

    BTW: This should go in "Other news", not "Community".

    I know, it doesn't matter, anyway, MR male members will joke about this and will talk how healthy we'll be.

    MR Members above 40 remember their teenage and will say: "Uff! Great" :p
     
  9. deanbo macrumors regular

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    Jacking Off

    So what does jacking off five times a day get you?
     
  10. barneygumble macrumors 6502a

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    hairy palms ;)
     
  11. Lacero macrumors 604

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    So, just to get this straight, you're saying I won't go blind?
     
  12. skunk macrumors G4

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    Aim away from your face....
     
  13. DeSnousa macrumors 68000

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    Whoa, what i coincidence ....... same time and all ;) :eek: :eek:


    I must apoligise, could not resist :eek: bound to happen in this thread :p
     
  14. mgargan1 macrumors 65816

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    you know what i noticed... the google ad on the bottom of the page is for something sooo completely random and has nothing to do with the topic of this thread. Hmmm... imagine what they could do...
     
  15. iGav macrumors G3

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    and an arm like PopEyes... heheheh
     
  16. yellow Moderator emeritus

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    Muahahahaaa!!!!!
     
  17. MBHockey macrumors 68040

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    HAHA.
     
  18. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    Only way to get great forearms...
     
  19. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    i've heard this before, so its no big surprise to me...
    and prostate cancer runs in my family too...
    hmm.....
     
  20. Applespider macrumors G4

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    So what useful excuse is there for women? :p
     
  21. skunk macrumors G4

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    Just good, healthy exercise when you're too old to trampoline...
    :)
     
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  23. Peterkro macrumors 68020

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    On the other hand Masters found in a study, arthritis was more common in the hand that people use for masturbation.(sorry can't find study on interweb) :D
     
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