Men: which hand do you use?

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  1. jrv3034 macrumors 6502a

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    Hello, all! I was just now in the bathroom and I noticed that, even though I'm right-handed, I used my left hand to aim into the toilet (the right hand was holding down the elastic on my underwear).

    This wouldn't have caught my attention had I not seen the movie Gattaca (great flick), and at one point a guy points out that the man urinating could not be left-handed, because he was holding it with his right hand.

    My question is in two parts: Are you a righty or a lefty? And which hand do you use for urinating?

    Thoughts?;)
     
  2. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Depends which hand is cold?

    Nothing wakes you up like an ice cold hand touching you when you're drunk. ;)

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  3. robbieduncan Moderator emeritus

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    Urinating!!!

    Not my first thought when I saw the thread title! But for the record I am right handed, and I normally hold it with my right hand too, although I have been known to use the left, if there is a good reason.
     
  4. rainman::|:| macrumors 603

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    Ah so you're one of those guys that pulls down rather than unzipping... there should be a thread on just that :D but anyway, i'm right handed, i dont think i've ever used my left hand for the job...

    unless, of course, i want it to feel like someone else is doing it ;)

    pnw
     
  5. 3777 macrumors 6502

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    Re: Men: which hand do you use?

    This is such a nice change of pace from that other thread:D Sometimes I don't use any hands just to see how skilled I am:cool:
     
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    hehehehehe
     

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  8. mischief macrumors 68030

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    Hands?

    I just let the little guy sit on my scrotum..... He's got enough mass to stay there.

    Though if he's been all curled up for a while he leans a bit to the right and I have to keep him straight..... In that situation I'd use my left.:D

    TMI?:p
     
  9. wdlove macrumors P6

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    Re: Depends which hand is cold?

    Great cartoon, like the way he just keeps flushing to get dunked!

    Also right handed. :)
     
  10. rainman::|:| macrumors 603

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    oh my god mischief...

    hilarious post tho, hope it doesn't get edited :)

    doesnt the stream itself sometimes come out a little crooked? you have to quickly swing your hips a bit, rather than just adjust things?

    or do i just have a narrow urethra?

    mike judge needs to come to this thread...

    :)
    pnw
     
  11. wdlove macrumors P6

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    At a urinal, hip adjustment would work just fine.
     
  12. mischief macrumors 68030

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    I've noticed that if he's been all balled up and sweaty the sometimes the eurethral opening stick shut a little and makes for a crooked stream. At that point I can usually drop a hip and he rolls to the side a bit back towards centered. The worst for that though is having a hair stuck across the opening and you get the split streams that both miss.:rolleyes:
     
  13. diorio macrumors 6502a

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    I'm a switch hitter myself. Oh wait, we're talking about urination. :eek: :D ;) In that case, mostly right.
     
  14. jrv3034 thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Oh, my goodness!!! :eek: :eek: :D

    That really is awful.

    True... but awful...


    I'm not entirely sure what I was expecting when I started this thread, but this is hillarious.

    And WAAAAYYYY too much information...:D
     
  15. rainman::|:| macrumors 603

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    Mischief,

    I *totally* know what you mean, especially in the morning, or when you're drunk, and it sticks together... one stream goes down your pants and the other hits the shower curtain. Very embarassing. That's why i switched to teflon-coated dockers ;)

    how many guys here pee by sonar? you don't turn on a light, just whip it out, and start peeing 'till you hit water. Kind of fun, you can make it a sport if you like. Oh, crap, watersports. this thread has just collapsed inward like a black hole.

    pnw
     
  16. beez7777 macrumors 6502a

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    Ha, this thread is hilarious.i did expect something else though before i looked at the thread... anyway, i usually use my right hand, i'm a righty. paul, often i "pee by sonar" hehe, interesting way of putting it.
     
  17. mischief macrumors 68030

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    **** sonar

    Why use dead reckoning when you can just lean your shins into the bowl sides a bit? You've just got to keep the friggin thing clean or ..... eeeewwww I don't even wanna go there.;)
     
  18. alex_ant macrumors 68020

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    Hey, who stole my Calvin & Hobbes schtick?!? And why is it not Calvin & Hobbes & Susie? Why??????
     
  19. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Re: SMILEY WAR

    Hey,

    I bookmarked a few in the smiley war.

    Some I didn't get to.
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  21. rainman::|:| macrumors 603

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    Just remember, if you shake it more than three times, you're just playing.

    :)
    pnw
     
  22. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    More fun...

    Just remember, he may really be saying he has small girly little hands.
     
  23. howard macrumors 68020

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    wow some of you people are truly hilarious. i suppose i usually use my right, i totally know about the hair-split stream accidents that can happen, gotta watch out for those, specially after swimming. as for the sonar pissing..just make sure your not drunk at a party and the splashing water is jsut some guys drink...
     
  24. 3rdpath macrumors 68000

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    TMI,TMI,TMI,TMI,TMI,TMI,TMI,TMI,TMI,TMI,TMI,TMI,:eek:
     

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