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Discussion in 'Current Events' started by stubeeef, Feb 21, 2005.

  1. stubeeef macrumors 68030

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    Once again limb re-attachment reaches hieghtened state of glory! Let the puns begin! :p

    Of course it really is a good thing for a couple of innocent kids caught up in the crazy world of Aids in Africa. A small victory in a sea of awfullness.

    Then again there are the silly'r stories like this!

    edit: this is the story I was originally looking for: Link The utility crew grab the "unit" from the toilet and put it on ice, dr's re attach it to the owner! YEA! Also notice the idiot let the woman he was arguing with tie him up before makeup sex!
     
  2. wdlove macrumors P6

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    Alcohol and drugs seem to be a common thread. Still in the end it's not the medication of choice, but a human act that did these acts of mutilation. It sure makes one wonder why so many are occurring recently. :eek:
     
  3. killuminati macrumors 68020

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    Just when I though this subject was beginning to die down :p

    The link about the romanian was hilarious though! I laughed out lud.
     
  4. virividox macrumors 601

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    we really need a sub forum for all this links :) haha although ii wouldnt wanna be caught viewing that forum
     
  5. apple2991 macrumors 6502

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    When I read the title of this thread, I thought of something COMPLETELY different.
     
  6. chanoc macrumors 6502

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    Anchorage woman arrested for cutting off penis!

    Ahem, crazy Alaskan biznitties. :rolleyes:
    Why it is safer to masturbate to porn, and not have an Alaskan girlfriend. :D
     
  7. Phat_Pat macrumors 68000

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    Another! jeez! :eek:


    dang well at least they managed to reatach it.

    With the current rate up a "Male Genitilia" Forum is looking more and more realistic. :rolleyes:
     
  8. wdlove macrumors P6

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    I'm happy to hear that she has been arrested and held without bale. Hopefully she will be tried, found guilty, and sentenced so that she will never do this again.

    If she really wanted children with him, she certainly went about it in the wrong way. Then again chances are she's not all that clear thinking. Will have to wait on a psychiatric evaluation. Then can determine her future.
     
  9. killuminati macrumors 68020

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    ayyy, all I can say is...OUCH. Just the thought of something like that makes me quiver. (Yes, I have been quivering a lot lately with all these threads). I'm anxious for the new 'Male Genitalia' forum :p
     
  10. killuminati macrumors 68020

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    What did you think?
     
  11. AmigoMac macrumors 68020

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    :eek:

    This is the kind of news that makes me doubt about how fun you can get from an affair ...

    :eek:

    I'll never cheat on my girl...
    I'll never cheat on my girl...
    I'll never cheat on my girl...

    I was at breakfast... :mad:

    :D
     
  12. Lord Blackadder macrumors G5

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    This is starting to become a trend here anymore! :eek: :eek:
     
  13. Lacero macrumors 604

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    This is like a vietnamese version of the Lorena Bobbit story. Too funny. :D
     
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  15. question fear macrumors 68020

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    anyone else really grossed out at the fact that they fished it from the sewer and re-attached it????
    would they do that for another appendage?
     
  16. wdlove macrumors P6

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    Since I'm a medical person it doesn't gross me out. It did come from his toilet after all. I amazed at the fact that they were able to reattach his penis, a very intricate type of surgery. Chances are they would do the same with another appendage. The main risk will be with infection, which would occur when an appendage comes into contact with the environment. Antibiotics should reduce the risk. I would be very interested to learn if the surgery is a success and if his penis will be fully functional.
     
  17. poopyhead macrumors 6502a

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    guessing theyll use leaches to keep the blood flowing
     
  18. grabberslasher macrumors 6502

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    What happens when the man becomes aroused when he has the stiches in....

    :O
     
  19. mactastic macrumors 68040

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    Boy, you can say that again!

    Oh I'm guessing the thought of a woman won't get this guy aroused for a while...

    And someone with the name grabberslasher maybe shouldn't be posting in THIS particular thread.... :eek:
    ;)
     
  20. StarbucksSam macrumors 65816

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    I'm sorry, what did they mean by... RECOVERED and SURGICALLY REATTACHED.

    I would hate to be a sewage worker in Alaska.
     
  21. question fear macrumors 68020

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    i'd hate to be the doctor trying to disenfect the damn thing. can't just drop it in some rubbing alcohol and call it a day.
     
  22. wdlove macrumors P6

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    Leaches are used to remove dead tissue in a wound. They are specially bread and sterile. Highly effective in wound healing. The patient that I took care of, that had leaches used of his wound, said that he couldn't feel them.
     
  23. stubeeef thread starter macrumors 68030

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    They have a numbing compound in their saliva.
     
  24. question fear macrumors 68020

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    as a child i saw a documentary about a kid whose finger got chopped off and they used leeches to help heal the wound....
    the up close shots of leeches terrified me. this thread is bringing up repressed memories!
     
  25. wdlove macrumors P6

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    I hope that you will be able to deal with your memories successfully. Just remember the positive healing that leaches provide. ;)
     

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