Morning coffee stupid thoughts

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  1. Palad1 macrumors 6502a

    Palad1

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    Mornin'

    What's the first (at least partially) coherent thought you have while drinking your morning coffee?

    Mine (7AM, 5h sleep), while watching my morning coffee reflecting the ceiling light: "Hey, the Great Eye of Sauron is watching me"...

    Cheers!
     
  2. iSaint macrumors 603

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    LOL!!!

    Oh, I don't know...sometimes it's like "...how can she (wife) be such a morning person?!?!?" Sometimes the same statement for my 6 yr old, who wakes up talking and doesn't stop.
     
  3. Deepdale macrumors 68000

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    My internal body clock usually gets me up by 3 a.m. and I often have two thoughts concerning this:

    1. I am amazed how I can function with a high energy level and be fully productive at work with such sleeping habits and ...

    2. Even drill sergeants do not start their day any earlier than I begin mine.
     
  4. SamIchi macrumors 68030

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    Whoa! You wake up at 3AM everyday? When do you goto sleep?

    Hmm, I don't drink coffee, and I don't wake up in the morning. I usually stay up til 4 or 5 AM and wake up around noon. I hate morning... Although, I do feel like it's a waste when I wake up late.:rolleyes:
     
  5. Deepdale macrumors 68000

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    I know, it's crazy. Usually I get 45 minutes of sleep soon after the evening news starts at 6:30 -- that must have something to do with Elizabeth Vargas :) -- and at 10 p.m. I usually doze off for another hour. Then around 1:30 I will sleep again until 3 a.m.
     
  6. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    Deepdale, you really need to cut back on those morning coffees. :eek:
     
  7. Deepdale macrumors 68000

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    Funny thing is I only have a sip or two of Sanka and that is it for me.
     
  8. jmufellow macrumors regular

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    the first coherent thing I think when drinking my morning coffee is: "bleh, customers." I work at a coffee shop :) speaking of which I need to be there at 6:30 this morning :eek:
     
  9. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    Normally I wouldn't think anything of this, but reading your signature gets me worried about what exactly you're saying, or doing... :eek:
     
  10. jmufellow macrumors regular

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    You caught me redhanded! (or greenhanded?):confused:
     
  11. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    Nice. :D

    Green tea special anyone?
     
  12. Deepdale macrumors 68000

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    One can only hope that employees of the coffee shop do not wear "Vomit On Me" tee-shirts. :)
     
  13. crdean1 macrumors 6502a

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    Dog woke me up at 4am and I could not go back to sleep. I guess I'll go make some coffee.

    Of course the dog is asleep again next to my warm wife in our cold house, Arg!:mad:
     
  14. Deepdale macrumors 68000

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    Gives new insight into the expression "being treated like a dog." Sounds like a lucky dog to me. :)
     
  15. crdean1 macrumors 6502a

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    I'll say. I am the cold one in the family, my wife is always warm so I get close to her. 3 years ago we get this little dog, and now the dog is closest to my wife, and I am left to get close to the dog to try and get warm.

    Secondhand warmness. Although I love the dog, I definitely don't sleep as well.
     

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  16. wordmunger macrumors 603

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    I generally do quite well early in the morning. It's that afternoon coffee that gets to me!
     
  17. Palad1 thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Trust your coffee thoughts

    (sorry if I hijack this thread a bit but I think it's a nice continuation of my first post)

    Well, this morning's visitation by the Great Eye was kinda prophetic.

    Let's sum things up:
    • 7 AM : The Great Eye appears in my morning coffee, He is watching me, seeking me out, reaching for my soul.. brrr let's sip this one quickly ;)
    • 8 AM : Missed my train, next one in.. 5 hours
    • 11 AM : Phone call, someone close is at the hospital, I save the number on my phone to call back
    • 11.30 AM : Before boarding my train, a schmuk who seems to be about to miss his train runs into me and runs along, without even apologizing.
    • 1 PM : After arriving 5 hours late at my client's office, it now seems quite clear that this late schmuk was in fact a pickpocket. I'm now officially phoneless
    • 2 PM : Why the ... didn't I write down this number on a piece of paper!

    Morale of the story: Trust your first thought, beware the Eye, He is Evil.

    :eek:
     
  18. wrxguy macrumors 6502a

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    1. what the **** happened last night?

    2. I wonder what it would be like to be deaf and blind like helen keller? wow...that would be hell....
     
  19. Palad1 thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    first rule of Mordor club...
     
  20. iSaint macrumors 603

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    Dog now, kids later...you're out of luck, dude.
     
  21. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    About Hooters? ;)
     
  22. Koodauw macrumors 68040

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    Why the heck didnt I go to bed earlier last night.
     
  23. MacVibes macrumors newbie

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    who is she

    On a good morning I ask myself :who is that hot chick?

    On an average morning I ask myself: alone again?

    On a bad morning I ask myself :all over again?
     
  24. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

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    6: hit alarm. Keep hitting snooze until it's 6:21. Punks
    6:21: "Hey, where'd my blankets go?"

    I actually PHYSICALLY fell out of bed today. It HURT! :(

    /has a booboo on her elbow
    //stupid high bed
    ///fell about 3 feet
    ////there was also a desk in the way.
     

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