Last night was an adventure. I have a 10 month old Newfoundland. Being summer, and having a thick fur coat, she recently discovered how much cooler the basement is. She also discovered an old bottle of vodka. Still only 10 months old, she still chews on everything; including bottles. So she ended up chewing off the bottle cap and lapping some of it up (only about one cup). I found her stumbling around the basement, she even slurred her barks. I gave her lots of water, and some bread. She finally went to sleep at 4:00 in the morning. Now all alcohol is up high and out of reach. Maybe I should put her in AA... Next thing I'll catch her behind the shed smoking weed. Edit: Oh, yeah. This would be a good time to share your drunken pet stories.