Naked U.S. tourist shocks German city

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by obeygiant, May 25, 2007.

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    obeygiant

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    Walking around naked in Germany isn't tolerated? Who knew? lol

    I can just imagine this guy online buying his plane ticket:
    "Hmm, let see.. Germany..yeah.. You can walk around naked there!..I shouldn't have to pack much."
     
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    I love Berlin. I wanna live there and walk naked in the parks...and oops! :)

    You brought it up obeygiant- I bet it's gonna get a lot worse. :D
     
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    I saw plenty of topless women at the waterpark when I went last. No nude men. I wouldn't be surprised or even look twice if I saw it. I guess the street is a little bit different. But I don't know why.

    I live next door to a hardees and love to give all the people in line for breakfast a good show everyday:D My house was there first and I prefer to do my yawning and stretching in front of my window to soak up some sun. Its not my fault they are there.
     
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    I guess he made a 'Sour Kraut' ;) :D
     
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    What's your address again? ;)
     
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    They go to the Hardees and get Der Weinerschnitzel instead? :eek:
     
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    That's just amazing. I wonder what gave him the idea that it was okay?

    Only five Hardee's locations in Huntsville... :p
     
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    "Did you see him?"
    "Ya, I did. Came runnin' outta the Frankenstube and ran right past me, wearin' nuthin' but a weinerschnitzel!"
     

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    If I enjoyed Hardees' food and/or seeing naked men I'd offer to do some surveillance. I know we can rule out the Drake Ave. location and probably the two Memorial Parkway locations as well. I'm guessing it's the Governors' Drive location.
     
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    Well, I once felt in love with a girl from Germany, she was all pink ans stuff until she started to go over her sexual experieces and nudity...

    I would take me about 4 lives to be close to where she was already. I mean, she was using clouthing for the winter basically. She has the greatest body for sure btw.
     
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    d_and_n5000

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    What I want to know is what he said when he found out that he wasn't exactly supposed to be out wandering in the nude...

    "Waddya mean I can't be naked? I thought that was all you Germans did, walk around naked and drive cars!"

    American citizens at their finest, to be sure.
     
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    He should have gone to Sweden.
     
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    auf deutsch: dumm
     
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    I'm not rich enough yet to get one of those big houses.

    Looks like I have a stalker:eek: . Its ok, I am moving tomorrow. I am getting a uhaul and I could use all the help I can get. If you really want to know which hardies you are gonna have to help load the truck. Free beer, and you get to see almost every apple laptop ever made.

    Its really good to see someone local here.
     
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    I walked around in Paris for a day in my boxers. Sure I got kicked out of the Louvre, but the police didnt care and the Asian tourists loved taking pictures with me.
     
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    I wasn't allowed into St. Peter's Basilica because I was wearing shorts. :rolleyes: But that's okay, there's an unsupported marble dome in Providence I can go see pretty much any time I want. It's also surrounded by Italians too, so I can feel like I'm in the middle of Rome. :D
     
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    Heh. I started to ask whether you were a doctor or a hippie, to help me decide between the Governors Drive and Five Points locations. ;)

    Ah, sorry I missed it. We were out of town this weekend. Hope the move went well!
     
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    Ding ding ding!
    5-points

    I consider myself more of a mad scientist than a hippy, but I can see the weekly war protests on Saturday from my back porch. Such cute stinky people.

    The move went well but I am really sore. I had 1 guy come for about an hour(wuss!). Thank goodness for my old roommate who stayed with me through the whole event. I bought 3 meals for him, got him really drunk, and gave him an iMac G3.

    But, it feels great to own a house. If anyone you know wants a great apartment in an old Victorian, let me know! It is the last residential property in 5 points proper. It is rare in this town to be able to stand on your porch and throw a ball and hit a pharmacy, 4 restaurants, coffee shop, bar, laundry, and a grocery store.

    Also, you can mess with a lot of people from the comfort of your own home:D
     
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    i thought germany was more liberal
     
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    solvs

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    They aren't that liberal.
     
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    Time and a place for everything I suppose. At least he didn't start with the other thing Germans are famous for :D
     
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    ^^And if he did, he should at least bring toilet paper.....

    What did he think when he didn't see anyone else walking around nekkid? :confused:
     
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    Perhaps in the Netherlands :D

    I remember that Dutch immigration video showing the topless woman and the two gay men kissing. The idea was to get migrants to have a 'preview' of Dutch liberalism.;)
     
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    Some Americans once asked me whether there were topless beaches where I lived. When I told them all beaches are topless and that nude beaches are just certain designated areas but not separated from regular beaches they looked as if I had just told them I could fly. :eek:

    Maybe this guy was one of them and just got a little carried away.
     
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    Hence, The Mayflower...
     

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