Naked U.S. tourist shocks German city

[Queso]

Hence, The Mayflower...

Heh heh. They left to avoid all the nudité?

 

[kalisphoenix]

Heh heh. They left to avoid all the nudité?

To get away from the Maypole.

 

[Morris]

To get away from the Maypole.

However, I assure you, there is absolutely nothing even remotely arousing in seeing hundreds of naked men and women, aged between 0 and 80, just reading, lying in the sun, chatting or playing football. It just acknowledges what you may have already suspected, in real life, people don't look like underwear models, porn stars or engage in sexual activity as soon as they are naked.

 

[TheAnswer]

Time and a place for everything I suppose. At least he didn't start with the other thing Germans are famous for

What ever you do don't mention it!

 

[xsedrinam]

Originally Posted by dynamicv
Time and a place for everything I suppose. At least he didn't start with the other thing Germans are famous for

You weren't referring to new Homeland Security Border Check patrols, were you?

 

[Abstract]

What ever you do don't mention it!

Indeed, please do NOT!!

 

[0098386]

Reminds me of that old beer advert

"In Europe it's practically the law to go topless"

I think...

 

[Queso]

Reminds me of that old beer advert

"In Europe it's practically the law to go topless"

I think...

That's the one where they then cut to "Spain" where two guys with extremely heavy Puerto Rican accents moan about a large woman not putting her bikini top on. You're not imagining it.