New at Target!

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  1. Koodauw macrumors 68040

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  4. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    Or a prank that someone hasn't discovered yet. :D
     
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    My question is: How did you come across this? :p
     
  6. Littleodie914 macrumors 68000

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    Wow! That's hilarious... I can only assume it's a prank of some sort. What kind of product title even semi-resembles that? Quite funny though. :D

    Haha, did you notice they have a return policy... Just incase? :p
     
  7. DanTekGeek macrumors 6502

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    im going to print that out, walk into the local target, and ask them where i can find it.
     
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    If you do a search on "anal massage" on Target's website you come up with
    "Uranus-Self Anal Massage for Men - Erospirit Research Institute" a CD and also the DVD that this thread is links to - very strange indeed.
     
  10. iLikeMyiMac macrumors 6502a

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  11. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    I was envisioning receiving a box from Target which would contain two hands which would crawl out and fondle my behind.
     
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    Very good question indeed! :D
     
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    Both reviews left by men... or women with masculine names.

    Target is targeting men and women it appears ;).

    scem0
     
  15. Inspector Lee macrumors 6502a

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    They have a "Bavarian Edition" of this product at the Target down the street. The box reads:

    "Takes two Hans to hold and will leave you crying for Alp..."

    I know, I know, that's horrible. :D
     
  16. bousozoku Moderator emeritus

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    I sent an inquiry about the product to see if it was real. Here is the response:

    Interesting, indeed. :) I didn't say that I found it offensive, just asked if it was a mistake.
     
  17. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    I think you're close - the price is for an "anal massage", not "anal massager", which implies that either your anus is massaged for only $36 or else you get more of a complete massage, but one delivered by someone who is very precise - or "anal" - about it.
     
  18. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    Or perhaps it's a typo and was supposed to be "banal massager" (one letter cut off each end), meaning a crappy, common, mediocre massager. In that case, it's way overpriced at $36. $3.60, maybe.
     
  19. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    ** Groan. **

    (pauses, looks at reply, wonders if readers will think I'm indicating a terrible pun or just adding sound effects to pun)
     
  20. Koodauw thread starter macrumors 68040

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    Looks like they took it down. No more Anal Massage from target :(
     
  21. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    < searches Target website for "hand job"... >
     
  22. Deefuzz macrumors 6502a

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    what the hell was it?
     
  23. Koodauw thread starter macrumors 68040

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  24. iLikeMyiMac macrumors 6502a

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    The reviews are too funny.

    Under the similar items it has Substance Abuse & Addictions - General :D
     

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