News of the Weird (and painful)

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  1. keysersoze macrumors 68000

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  2. iGav macrumors G3

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    Crikey... :eek:

    Not that I'm implying that our legal system is sexist or anything but she'll probably get community service or something like that.

    In Gav Land though, where justice is swift and harsh I'd have one of her ovaries removed... eye for an eye so to speak. ;)
     
  3. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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  4. rhpenguin macrumors 6502a

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    im cringing just reading that article. eek!

    But i do agree with iGav on this one... Put that beeeeeyotch under the knife and take her reproductive organs.
     
  5. stubeeef macrumors 68030

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    Looks like once again a good friend was left "holding the bag". :p

    also gives new meaning to "jerking off"! :p
     
  6. mactastic macrumors 68040

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  7. Roger1 macrumors 65816

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    Sounds like the lady is a little "nutty" :D

    edit: I wonder if she'll be "sacked" from her job, if they find out about this :p
     
  8. Wyvernspirit macrumors 6502a

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    Very, truely, ahhh....bad. Painful just reading it.
     
  9. Applespider macrumors G4

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    I'm sure she'll get a prison sentence since it is GBH. Besides most UK judges are men and I don't think a bloke in the world could read this without wincing.

    If you want rough justice then I don't think the lack of an ovary would hurt quite so much as what she did, nor is it as visible to future prospective mates or as psychologically damaging. I'd suggest a pointed painful piercing in a sensitive spot, carefully engraved with her crime to warn others!
     
  10. rhpenguin macrumors 6502a

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    Uhhh.. piercings in those special areas arent that bad. Ive got an apadravya which is a barbell that goes throgh the top and bottom of the head of my penis. Initial pain sucked, but after a few days it was like an extension of my body. The crusties were a different story though.
     
  11. keysersoze thread starter macrumors 68000

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    OMFG.

    :eek: :eek:
     
  12. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    Does she get to know what her crime is, or do we do this Kafka-style? :eek:

    I'm not a big fan of imprisonment over rehabilitation. But it's also kind of disturbing that she's out on bail. In the UK, is this sort of thing treated under special laws for sex crimes, or is it just considered assault?
     
  13. munkle macrumors 68030

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    I bet you had a 'ball' of a time coming up with those!

    Look what you've started! :p
     
  14. rhpenguin macrumors 6502a

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    i would say both... but thats me and i dont know the laws on the other side of the pond.
     
  15. mactastic macrumors 68040

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    TMI!
     
  16. rhpenguin macrumors 6502a

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    LoL.. its always fun to get responses like yours. If people find out that i have the piercing or it comes up in conversation due to me snagging it on my boxers or adjusting myself, its fun to watch people cringe when i tell them about it or show them..
     
  17. iGav macrumors G3

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    I wouldn't use anesthetic... ;) that would suffice.
     
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    *crosses legs in sympathy* How much force do you need to do that? If she's out on bail I hope I don't meet her in a dark alleyway :eek:
     
  20. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    I believe the item in question has now been sold to NBC for use on an upcoming "Fear Factor".
     
  21. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    That's just not right....**shudder**

    How long before she gets to court?

    D
     
  22. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    Assuming it's submitted as evidence: in whose court, then, will the ball be?
     
  23. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    Who knows? It's obviously a teste-case...
     
  24. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    I doubt it'll result in a conviction, as I suspect that there's no hard evidence. At least, not anymore.
     

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