Ninjas rescue student from muggers

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by notjustjay, May 20, 2010.

  1. macrumors 603

    notjustjay

    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2003
    Location:
    Canada, eh?
    #1
    http://www.ottawacitizen.com/Ninjas+rescue+student+from+muggers/3051751/story.html

    Man, I would have loved to be there to see that.

     
  2. macrumors 68000

    RawBert

    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2010
    Location:
    North Hollywood, CA
    #2
    He was probably like, "Damn, y'all my ninjas!"

    [​IMG]
     
  3. macrumors 65816

    MattSepeta

    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2009
    Location:
    375th St. Y
    #3
    lol

    ninjas ftw!!!

    Reminds me of the Hopkins med student that sliced up a burglar that lunged towards him.

    Also reminds me of that Deadliest Warrior show on SpikeTV. Ninjas vs Muggers. After they plug the "data" into their "sophisticated computer program" (that looks like the matrix screen) the ninjas win!!!
     
  4. macrumors 68040

    velocityg4

    Joined:
    Dec 19, 2004
    Location:
    Georgia
    #4
    It would have been better if they had sneaked up behind the burglars then beat the living s*** out of them rather than scaring them off.
     
  5. macrumors 65816

    telecomm

    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2003
    Location:
    Rome
    #5
    Is there anything ninjas can't do?
     
  6. macrumors 6502

    ComputersaysNo

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2010
    Location:
    Amsterdam
    #6
    HOAX - real ninja's are green and eat pizza all day.
     
  7. macrumors 68040

    patrick0brien

    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2002
    Location:
    The West Loop
    #7
    I keep hearing this in my head:

    Robber's Buddy: "Why didn't you score anything?"
    Robber: "I was attacked by Ninjas."
     
  8. macrumors 68030

    andalusia

    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2009
    Location:
    Manchester, UK
    #8
    You should really get that sorted mate....
     
  9. macrumors 68020

    killerrobot

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2007
    Location:
    127.0.0.1
    #9
    Note to self - don't mug anyone in front of a martial arts school.
     
  10. macrumors 68040

    steve2112

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2009
    Location:
    East of Lyra, Northwest of Pegasus
    #10
    I remember seeing a news article a few years ago where a guy tried to carjack a van loaded with Judo students. The would-be carjacker got carried off in an ambulance, not a police car. Guess this guy didn't see that article.
     
  11. macrumors 68040

    patrick0brien

    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2002
    Location:
    The West Loop
    #11
    Oo. You think the ninjas are in there too?
     
  12. thread starter macrumors 603

    notjustjay

    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2003
    Location:
    Canada, eh?
  13. macrumors G3

    Counterfit

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2003
    Location:
    sitting on your shoulder
    #13
    Yup, beat pirates.




    That's right, I went there.
    That would explain those headaches you've been complaining about.
     
  14. macrumors 68030

    redAPPLE

    Joined:
    May 7, 2002
    Location:
    2 Much Infinite Loops
    #14
    yeah, everything what chuck norris CAN do.
     
  15. macrumors newbie

    Joined:
    May 20, 2010
    #15
    Of course, if this had been in America, and if the Ninjas actually attacked the muggers and hurt them, the muggers would then sue the ninjas and their school and probably win. THAT'S what's effed up about our country.
     
  16. macrumors 68020

    Joined:
    Jun 9, 2009
    Location:
    SI, NY
    #16
    Are the police shure it wasn't the shooting of the remake of the karate kid. Because who does a remake of the karate kid come on I will watch the new one and be like o that's the pic fro me the news paper when those ninjas attacked. LOL:D
     
  17. macrumors Penryn

    Abstract

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2002
    Location:
    Location Location
    #17
    Am I the only one who would have burst out in laughter if I saw 3 ninjas try to rescue someone I was robbing??? :p I probably would have laughed, not run.
     
  18. macrumors 6502a

    phillipjfry

    Joined:
    Dec 12, 2006
    Location:
    Peace in Plainfield
    #18
    Yeah, fail.
     
  19. macrumors 6502

    montycat

    Joined:
    Mar 19, 2007
    Location:
    Florida
    #19
    I remember this http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32855934/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts//
     
  20. macrumors Penryn

    Abstract

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2002
    Location:
    Location Location
    #20
    Or if my childhood memories are correct: sleep with April.
     
  21. macrumors 6502

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2007
    #21
    Sry, m8. Rule 34.
     
  22. macrumors 68040

    mactastic

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2003
    Location:
    Colly-fornia
    #22
    Sure makes for one awesome headline.
     

Share This Page