ninjas vs pirates

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ninjas vs pirates

  1. Ninjas

    54 vote(s)
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  2. Pirates

    28 vote(s)
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  1. mishi macrumors regular

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  2. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

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    like.. who would win in a fight, or which is just cooler?

    Well, either way it is the ninja. :D

    (we actually had this discussion with our professor on the first day of english class.. haha)
     
  3. KingYaba macrumors 68040

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    Various forms of pirates

    What kind of pirates? Pirates like the ones shown in Pirates of hte Carribean? Or pirates like the little geeky kind who sit infron of their computer and illegally obtain music, applications, movies, ect. Or do you mean the pirates whom still roam the seas but in more modern boats.

    Cool pirate quote:
    "We're all born naked and screaming, and if you're lucky,
    that kind of thing doesn't stop there." :cool:
     
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    And sweet costu...ehhem, uniforms.
     
  7. OutThere macrumors 603

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    Pirates would pwnz0r teh ninjas in a fight hands down.

    Plus, they're cooler.
     
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  10. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

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    but pirates are too loud about it.. ninjas are sly.

    You'd be able to run away from a marauding pirate, but you'll be dead three times before you notice a ninja on your tail.
     
  11. Koodauw macrumors 68040

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    Anyone ever read the conversations of Bloodninja? For this reason alone, I vote ninja.
     
  12. Cybix macrumors 6502a

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    ninga's are crafty bastards... but pirates are just dirty dogs who wouldnt think twice about anything.

    I vote dirty dogs... pirates are just too rough for the ninja!
     
  13. dornoforpyros macrumors 68040

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    well I'll give ninjas the edge. But neither one has anything on zombies!
     
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  16. kretzy macrumors 604

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    I had to go with Ninjas due to my childhood obsession with the Teenage Mutant variety. Pirates get tiresome after a while.
     
  17. pknz macrumors 68020

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    What kind of question is that?

    Chuh, Ninjas wear black.:rolleyes:
     
  18. After G macrumors 68000

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  19. mishi thread starter macrumors regular

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    like pirates of the carribean pirates

    :p
     
  20. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    I like your thinking – but wouldn't the jangling of all those gold earrings and whatnot ruin their ninjary stealthiness?
     
  21. Mitthrawnuruodo Moderator emeritus

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    Ninjas. Stealthy assassins are cooler than maritime capers. Not counting Johnny Deppesque pirates, of course... ;)
     
  22. Queso macrumors G4

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    Easy when you put it in a scenario we can understand :)

    Which could have taken out Saddam Hussein?

    Pirates sailing up the Tigris firing cannons and singing their sea shanties would have been spotted a mile off. Saddam would have heard them all coming and machine gunned the boat as they tried to swing ashore sword in teeth. Result? Saddam 1 - Pirates 0.

    Ninjas would scale the walls of his palaces, silently garrot the guards and fire a poison dart into Saddam whilst he slept. Result Saddam 0 - Ninjas 1.

    So it has to be ninjas. Pirates blow it by being too bling about everything.
     
  23. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    Some excellent points there. And even if the pirates did try to be extra quiet and sneak up on Saddam, they'd be given away by their parrots squawking 'Pieces o' eight' and similar.

    So ninjas it is.
     
  24. Sharewaredemon macrumors 68000

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    Ninja's clearly, as if this site doesn't prove it enough.

    hahahahahaha.

    :D
     
  25. Mitthrawnuruodo Moderator emeritus

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    I wanna change my vote to pirates... :(
     

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