No, really...we just want to apologize!

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  1. idea_hamster macrumors 65816

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    Evidently, some folks in Fiji want to apologize and have extended an
    invitation
    to the UK'ers. Now, is this going to be a diner party? Hmmm....
     
  2. tpjunkie macrumors 65816

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    heh, thats evil
     
  3. Doctor Q Administrator

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    Guest speaker: Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

    Hor's doeuvres: fava beans.
     
  4. bennetsaysargh macrumors 68020

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    lol. always good to chew and make up.
    ... oops. :p
     
  5. bousozoku Moderator emeritus

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    Why should they apologise?

    He was the one violating the rules?

    "Caucasians, the other white meat."
     
  6. shadowfax macrumors 603

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    bousozoku: more evidence it's all a set up to eat more britons :)
     
  7. wdlove macrumors P6

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    An apology better late than never. Something must have precipitated their kindness. Wonder what will be on the menu?
     
  8. shadowfax macrumors 603

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    Englishmen, no doubt.
     
  9. wdlove macrumors P6

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    Maybe they will do a nice lethal injection 1st this time! :p

    Seriously though I imagine that the local food would be delicious.
     
  10. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    didn't anyone read the article?

    they're doing it because the current villagers think that they're suffering from a curse of one of their ancestors....so this is as good as anything to 'lift' that curse.

    I've been to Fiji twice, its a great place. I would love to have been given the invite....;)

    D
     
  11. idea_hamster thread starter macrumors 65816

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    Oh, man -- that's an instant classic!

    Everyone here cracked up!:D

    Uh-huh, sure, I can hear it now...
    "Well, it turns out that we just need you to step into this pot of water..you know...to recreate the scene...don't worry -- it's all part of lifting the curse...you can leave your boots over there...that's good...what's that?...well, I guess I don't know who put all those carrots and celery in the bottom...but no need to worry...."
     
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    I remember a comedy album by Michael Flanders and Donald Swann that my parents had. One of the tracks was called "The Reluctant Cannibal", about "Junior", the son of the tribe's "chief assistant to the assistant chief". Junior refused to eat his "roast leg of insurance salesman", saying that eating people is wrong. Everyone thought he was a nut case. Very funny. Here's a review that mentions it.
     
  13. LimeiBook86 macrumors 604

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    You want fries with that?





    :p it had to say it, lol
     
  14. Powerbook G5 macrumors 68040

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  15. shadowfax macrumors 603

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    i eat crackers. does that count? :eek:
     
  16. Powerbook G5 macrumors 68040

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    I could make a joke about sausage right now, but it would probably be in bad taste...
     
  17. shadowfax macrumors 603

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    you know, being about cannibalism, i would expect this entire thread to taste pretty bad...
     
  18. Durandal7 macrumors 68040

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    You're not missing much, Spaniards put them to shame.
     
  19. LimeiBook86 macrumors 604

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    I dunno what everyone is talking about, <munch munch munch> this meatloaf is pretty good. <munch munch munch> Wait...<munch...> this isn't meatloaf!?

    -gulp-

    :eek:
     

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