Noise Violators forced to listen to... Barry Manilow!

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    I can't imagine a more horrible, yet suiting punishment!

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    I read this in the newspaper today - brilliant! Make the punishment fit the crime has always been my opinion.
     
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    Indeed, such a perfect punishment.
     
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    I thought that the US Supreme Court had ruled cruel and unusual punishment unconstitutional?
     
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    "I choose waterboarding. Give me waterboarding instead!!!!"



    1 hour is far too short. They should make it 8 hours. That would really show them.
     
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    Barry totally falls under cruel and unusual.

    I like it though, I really like it.

    "That's right you damn hippies, you better turn down that music unless you want a visit from the Manilow!"

    I seriously like this.
     
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    "Barry Manilow does not sleep....HE WAITS!!"


    "Barry Manilow is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Barry Manilow."
     
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    echeck

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    I think the Barney songs would ultimately do me in.

    "I love you, you love me, let's hang Bar-ney from a tree!"
     
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    Imagine Nixon saying that, good god, its hilarious

    "Listen you little beat neck kids, you better turn off that rock n roll before I get all Manilow on your asses"
     
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    rdowns

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    I always knew my mother was abusing me by always blaring the Manilow ***** in the 70s.
     
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    It's, "Revenge of the Mellow People" and about time too. ;)
     
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    There is much worse than Barry. How about Ashley Simpson for 8 hours straight.
     
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    I guess it would be worse if they had to look at him too.
     
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    Awesome, although I doubt I'd be able to last 8 hours without feeling completely.....drained.
     
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    So what if the noise violators were blaring Barry Manilow? :eek:
     
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    Dethklok. :D
     
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    2 hours of Des O'Connor's greatest hits at 115 dB.
     
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    The only person who would do that is Barry Manilow. You'd just throw him in jail.
     
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    It could be worse they could be made to listen to Styx ;)
     
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    Everyone should have to listen to some mellow music every so often. It's therapeutic. :D
     
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    Leonard Cohen is much worse. He's so depressing!
     
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    They could get hours of Lawrence Welk!;)

    They could get hours of Lawrence Welk! or hours of watching Paris Hilton shop;)
     

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