Noooooooooo! Paris Not Marrying Paris

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  1. clayj macrumors 604

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    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9548440/

    So Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis have called off their engagement... dang. Was hoping she'd get married, squeeze out a couple of kids, and disappear forever from the tabloids. Now we get to see more of her.

    And what is up with everyone from Greece being a "Greek shipping heir"? Doesn't anyone in Greece START companies anymore? They all just inherit them now? ;)
     
  2. treblah macrumors 65816

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    Not to stereotype but, the my only Greek friend from high-school was the son of a crazy rich international-banker, so I guess he was an heir. Maybe the Gods just like the Greeks better since they are the only ones who got them right? ;)
     
  3. Koodauw macrumors 68040

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    I thought this was old news...... I remember hearing about this a while ago. Perhaps they had just " put off the wedding" back then not to sure. Didn't pay much attention.

    But now that she is back on the market, I noticed shes Lacero's desktop for the month. COINCIDENCE?
     
  4. ham_man macrumors 68020

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    Fresh off of Conan

    "In the year 2000, it will be revealed that, behind the University of Texas, Paris Hilton has more incoming freshmen"

    :rolleyes:
     
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  6. Lacero macrumors 604

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    If I was a guy and my name was Paris, I would kill myself.
     
  7. Deepdale macrumors 68000

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    Yes, but do you really want it?
     
  8. Mitthrawnuruodo Moderator emeritus

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    No, if you were a guy named Paris you'd be used to it... ;)
     
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    Actually no, but the joke wouldn't have worked if I mentioned it. :p

    I think she's ugly --- skinny, ugly, bitchy, and slightly retarded. I'm just judging her from a Letterman interview and another interview for some entertainment show.
     
  10. clayj thread starter macrumors 604

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    Not only that, but if you get the shot, you might need a shot... :eek:
     
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  12. desenso macrumors 6502a

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    What if you were a guy named Paris with 10 billion in the bank?
     
  13. Doctor Q Administrator

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    Why are there fonts named Chicago, Geneva, Monaco, New York, and even Osaka (I never noticed that one before, does everyone have it?) but no font named Paris? It may be a lousy name for a man, but it seems like a great name for a font.
     
  14. iDM macrumors 6502a

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    Thats not what i was hoping at all........I wanted Paris Hilton to disappear from the planet Earth even before her wedding. I don't wanna see a TV special on how much her dad spent on a wedding and they how they had chocolate covered toilet paper in the bathrooms and a champagne fountain filled with liquid platinum.

    How on earth does a complete dip-sh** idiot, slut command so much tabloid space and become the most photographed person in hollywood......oh wait thats what people want to see.

    Her career should of ended the day her video came out.
    She wasn't even good at faking an orgasm.....how do you expect her to be good in a movie(House of Wax)
     
  15. iDM macrumors 6502a

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    Exactly
     
  16. G5orbust macrumors 65816

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    I think she finally realized her fiancee was named Paris too.
     
  17. Kobushi macrumors 6502a

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    You mean...there's more to show us that she hasn't already shown the whole world? Wonder if it'll be on the order of Katie Couric's televised colonoscopy.

    *gag*
     

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