Northwest Airlines worker fired after ejaculating on customer

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  1. skoker macrumors 68000

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  2. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

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    Another reason to fly Southwest, ey Skoker? ;)


    but man, If that happened to me, I'd want him to be charged with more than a misdemeanor!
     
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    ...and so ends what is probably the most meaningful relationship this guy is likely to have in his life outside of Cell Block H.
     
  4. mattscott306 macrumors 68040

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    Doubt he'll get cell block time. Pathetically sad though, maybe he thought he'd be included in the mile high club because of that.
     
  5. Teh Don Ditty macrumors G4

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    Punning away are we? :D I'd do the same exact thing.

    You usually need a partner to make into the mile high club. Playing with your dingy does not constitute that.
     
  6. SpookTheHamster macrumors 65816

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    What a wanker, looks like he's in a bit of a sticky situation.
     
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    I wonder what came over her, er, him to make him do that? It must've been hard to actually finish before she woke up.
     
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    It's totally her fault for not waking up. I mean, who doesn't notice someone tugging away against themself? I jest
     
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    LMAO, she must be a very attractive woman for someone to shake the snake like that! ahahah, this made my day.

    It's true what they say.. "sometimes truth is stranger than fiction".
     
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    child support.:p
     
  12. Lord Blackadder macrumors G5

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    "Assault with a deadly weapon", pehaps?
     
  13. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    I thought all liquids had to be in a container of less than 3 ounces.
     
  14. MacNut macrumors Core

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    Maybe he read it as 3 inches.
     
  15. GFLPraxis macrumors 604

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    A misdemeanor? You'd think that would get him sex offender status.
     
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    I want to see a photo of this woman.

    She'd have to be EXTREMELY hot for someone to do something crazy like that.
     
  18. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    I think the "crazy" sort of obviates the need for teh hotness™.
     
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    I guess you could be right.



    What do you think I'm doing right now?
     
  20. Chundles macrumors G4

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    Well, at least there are no double standards - just a couple of weeks ago a Qantas Flight Attendant was sacked after a customer (Ralph Fiennes) ejaculated in her.

    I think she consented to it though, unlike this poor customer who probably didn't want THAT kind of pearl necklace.
     
  21. Teh Don Ditty macrumors G4

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    Imagine what he could've done with some Lube™
     
  22. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    My first instinct was that you were joking. Google proved me wrong. :eek:
     
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