Nothing is funnier than the news

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by theLimit, Jul 1, 2007.

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    theLimit

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    what a weirdo...poor little bird :(
     
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    SuperCompu2

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    Good god, that man needs help.
     
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    mkrishnan

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    Sounds schizophrenic to me... :( Strange story, even for Staten Island. :(
     
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    xsedrinam

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    Maybe they should beef up security at NBC coast to coast, since his obvious next move is to go for either Brian Williams or Leno.
     
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    theLimit

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    Hey! I suffer from schizophrenia and I find that offensive. j/k :D

    That said, I would never kill a vampire, they keep the CIA away! :p
     
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    I think hallucinogenic might be a better word than schizophrenic ... no telling what they're putting in those whoppers now a days.:)
     
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    Stomping doesn't kill vampires... Anyways, I guess we can't find all the crazy people roaming the streets trying to kill "vampires." As for the bird, OW!
     
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    Ja Di ksw

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    Now that's a sad story. The guy was in his 20's? My guess is it was just an a** who thought it would be funny, and had no real mental problems (other than being an a**) and didn't actually think it was a vampire.

    Poor bird.
     
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    OutThere

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    That is truly a strange story...maybe he thought Buffy would show up and offer herself to him as payment for his brave actions against the vampire underworld? :p
     
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    mmmm, Buffy. :p

    Shouldn't this type of story only get covered by Weekly World News or something??
     
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    Oh sweet Jesus Lord Almighty.... he saw a peacock!!!! I would have stomped that vampire good......real good. Hmmmph.
     

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