now THIS IS THE REAL new Lifestyle device

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  1. vitruvius macrumors regular

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    just more "photoshoped" fun:p
     

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  2. King Cobra macrumors 603

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    ROTFLMMFAO!

    That is way too funny. Do you have the specs on it, such as processor speed, hard drive space, price?

    Spill the beans, vius! :D
     
  3. teabgs macrumors 68030

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    nice....hehe, I have that add a block away from me on a bus stop.

    I'll never look at it the same way
     
  4. King Cobra macrumors 603

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    >I'll never look at it the same way
    The ad, or the bus? :D
     
  5. teabgs macrumors 68030

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    The ad.....and its a bus stop not an actual bus.... If it were an actual bus, it wouldnt always be a block away from my apt. ;)
     
  6. vitruvius thread starter macrumors regular

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    THE NEW eyePOD specs

    Stereoscopic Glasses!!
    Mhz and HD space depending on your brain
    "Wireless" headphones
    painless small surgery for FireWire and USB ports

    just 2999.99$

    we can cut the price to 499.99$ if u sign for a free Brain donation to SETI and Folding(*), yes u hear well!! your brain can help us to save the Earth
     
  7. King Cobra macrumors 603

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    So if I donate my brain to SETI I get $2500 off? Sounds like a great deal! :D

    Doesn't the surgery hurt?
     
  8. vitruvius thread starter macrumors regular

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    oops i forgot to read this:


    *discounts may change based on Individual Brain Quality

    as for information on Brain Surgery you can do a free Call to our Brain expert:

    Dr. Lecter 1800 GIMMEUBRAIN at Caiman Islands
     
  9. MacAztec macrumors 68040

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    Hey!

    I saw that thing on SpyMac...lol

    Are you the creator??

    BTW, you guys should check out some of the desktop setups they have on there...they are nice!! This on guy has one 19in ViewSonic in front of him, with two 17in on the sides, and then above him to the top right and left are LCDs, with an iMac pointing down in the middle.

    Before I can get a tighty setup, I need a new friggin desk. This one has jores (or however you spell it) on it, and it takes up too much room.

    See, my idea was to get a new nice desk, maybe about 4 feet deep and about 6 feet wide.

    Then get a marathon rack mount to mount my G4, on the far left side. And my brother has a ViewSonic 17in Flat Screen (not LCD) and so do I. He wants to get a 19in, and sell me the 17 in for 90 bucks. Now, then I could have dualie monitors.

    Then, I would get 2 little brushed aluminum stands about 10 inches high, that are skinny, but open up into about a 8 inch in diameter circle, I could have one on each side of my desk, and put my speakers on em.

    Then, I would route an SVideo or maybe a radio shak wireless transmitter from my computer to my 32in Mitsubishi TV in my room. From there, I would have my Wireless Keyboard and Mouse, and be able to make my bed (like a couch, like I have it now) and use the big TV!!!

    Hmmm...and then....I think I would have to upgrade my speakers to either 5 piece Altecs, or those Cambridge System speakers, beacuse Alpha really stresses em
     
  10. King Cobra macrumors 603

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    Even if it was SpyMac, I still have to ask...

    vius, would you recommend these doctors as well:

    Dr. ZommBee at 1-866-TheLivingDead
    Dr. Insir Tedbrain at 1-900-BrainsIsFood
    Dr. Ayeight Yorskul at 1-800-WalkTheEarthForOneThousandYears :D :D
     
  11. vitruvius thread starter macrumors regular

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  12. vitruvius thread starter macrumors regular

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    yes, of course and u always can count on:
    Dr. Frankenstein 1900BRING-ME-ANOTHR-BRAIN-IGOR in Transyvania :p


    by the way my favorite thing in the add are the "wireless" headphones


    -Hey that hat looks like...
    *shut up, if u dont say anything nobody will notice...;)
     
  13. crassusad44 macrumors 6502a

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    Sorry guys. But I don't think I'll ever trust you on any medical advice again... :p :D
     
  14. King Cobra macrumors 603

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    crassusad, I'm glad it only took you 11 hours to figure that out! :D

    And, if you were sleeping, try:

    Dr. Inter Nil-alrm Clokk at 1-800-ThePillOfJava

    :D
     

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