Now you kids stop having that oral sex!!

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by Thomas Veil, Apr 25, 2005.

  1. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    I'm not sure this story would survive intact through the language filters, so you're gonna have to read the link for yourself.

    Essentially, Rush Limbaugh said that Al Gore's new TV network, which is aimed at young people, is going to be all about oral sex.

    Only he didn't say "oral sex". He used a, er, ah, different term. :D

    (By the way, before anybody gets too excited -- besides you young people, I mean -- Gore's network is not going to be political. More's the pity.)

    Anyway.

    You gotta love Rush's comment, "I never apologize for what I say." That says a lot about the man. [​IMG]
     
  2. mactastic macrumors 68040

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    Methinks Rush didn't get in on the BJ action in HS and it still smarts...
     
  3. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    Hmmm...well, if I was getting oral sex all day long, I wouldn't have done anything else to talk about now, would I? So it's either talk about oral sex or talk about being sore! :eek:
     
  4. emw macrumors G4

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  5. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    And I thought *I* was having trouble with server issues! :D

    EDIT: You should be spending more time having oral sex and less time hitting Reply! :D Then again, so should I! :eek:
     
  6. emw macrumors G4

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    Maybe I'm multi-tasking :p
     
  7. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    Oh! Reply! Reply! Reply! Yeee-eees!!!! Rrrrrreeeeeepppppplllllyyyyyy! :D

    Okay, I should probably stop now. ;)
     
  8. zelmo macrumors 603

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    and wipe down that keyboard :eek: :D
     
  9. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    Don't worry -- I have an iSkin on my keyboard! And with respect to the original subject, always remember, 'tis more blessed to give than to receive! :D
     
  10. wordmunger macrumors 603

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    Well, I went to school during the administration of Rush's favorite president, Ronald Reagan, and I can confirm first hand that Clinton and Lewinski did not invent oral sex.
     
  11. atszyman macrumors 68020

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    Have to love the irony when he refers to the FCC

    Gives the impression that he doesn't like them much but it seems his core listeners are the first ones to complain to the FCC when a breast is (accidentally) shown or the f-word is uttered (after weeks of notice) on TV.
     
  12. zimv20 macrumors 601

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    more to the point.... 24/7 would leave one without any time to talk.
     
  13. emw macrumors G4

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    Yeah, but you should never talk with your mouth full anyway.
     
  14. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    (just for emw), it's clear that, "Honey, not tonight, I'm sleepy!" is not considered a valid excuse to get out of this when you don't feel like it. I wonder if saying you need to wash your hair tonight still works? :eek:
     
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    Netboy: "There's nothing virtual about this mess." ;)
     
  16. emw macrumors G4

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    Awww. :p

    Yeah, but why wash it bef... oops, this is a family show.
     
  17. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    We should really move to cable, so we can be raunchy like Sex in the City. :D
     
  18. emw macrumors G4

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    I'm on a cable modem, does that count? :p
     
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    Man... this thread sucks...

    And licks... and... (oh dear, I seem to have gone over my PG-13 public forum limits... oops.) :D

    It really bothers me how the conservatives in this country are STILL essentially Puritans: "Cover your arms!" Repent! For your very life was made in sin!" What a bunch of ***holes.

    Yo Rush!

    Guess what I'm doing right now!!!

    Hey, Maybe the implication here is that intelligent, thoughtful and compassionate Americans get laid more often, have better sex and have happier lives. Perhaps the Dems, the thirds, and the moderate Rebs should form the "Better Life Through Sex" Party. That's BLiTS I can appreciate! Talk about shock and Awe! I can see it now... Ads reminiscent of the old Think Different campaign but all about how the best politicians got laid the most. :D
     
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    Its been that way for a while. I have been out for ten years or so now and this was a favorite sport back then too. Very casual. So I don't think this is that new. But being in high school did have its benefits :D
     
  21. emw macrumors G4

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    Sheesh, I went to the wrong high school! Or I just hung out with the wrong girls. Of course, 20 years is a little longer time span...
     
  22. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    [​IMG]

    TMI Warning!!!! :D
     
  23. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    im really starting to get annoyed by this man, why do people even listen to the stuff that he says? hes a moron and doesnt have a clue!
     
  24. Daveway macrumors 68040

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    I have some friends at school that would love that link. BJs are rampant at my school, but my lips are sealed (pun?). I remember watching Oprah w/ my grandmaw and words such as blowjob, tossing salad, and other tasteful words coming up. Needless to say it was quite awkward. :)
     
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    Probably the funniest thing i've read all day.


    ...excpt for that Family Guy book...
     

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