*Official Poop Thread*

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  1. eyelikeart Moderator emeritus

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    Well...in the past few days there have been more than enough comments on the subject...and since it's being taken quite well by the masses...I felt it was time to devote an entire thread to it...POOP! :D

    Please feel free to share your experiences...fears...technical difficulties...jokes...gaseousness...whatever...

    I am compiling as many of the poop & gas references as I can here so we can all see them together...he he he ;)

    I hope arn doesn't feel this is too over-the-top... :eek:
     
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    I have one image I'd like you to see that expresses my view on this thread.. ;)

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  3. eyelikeart thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    clean break anyone?

    so I have a few questions for u guys here....

    1) Isn't a clean break one of the more gratifying poops one can have? :D

    2) For those with Airport equipped TiBooks or iBook...ever post or surf while pooping? :p

    3) Do u really prefer the scent of your own brand best? :eek:
     
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    Re: clean break anyone?

    For those of us who don't have smelly poop and don't want to sniff it... :eek: :eek:

    Damn, this is going to be one sick thread...
     
  6. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Re: clean break anyone?

    The modern throne room...

    [​IMG]
     
  7. King Cobra macrumors 603

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    >2) For those with Airport equipped TiBooks or iBook...ever post or surf while pooping? :p

    I don't have AirPort, but my father does. He has the dual eth. one and a PowerBook G3, and, I guess, got bored of magazines. For some reason that's the only reason I can think of that he would spend $400+ for wireless internet while busy for a few minutes... :rolleyes: :D


    Hey, hitman, if this thread isn't sick enough, take a look at Ms. V's new tar. Makes you want to grab the paper :eek:^3 :p
     
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    Hey don't disrespect the 'tar or you will face it's wrath!

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  10. eyelikeart thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    Re: Re: clean break anyone?

    that is excellent!! :D

    LOVE the padded seat!

    honestly...I don't believe in the power of a padded seat nearly as much as I do just being on my own thone... ;)
     
  11. King Cobra macrumors 603

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    >The modern throne room...

    >[​IMG] [/B][/QUOTE]

    What happens if you have a flood? Considering that the big lid serves for big people. :eek:^:D

    You might as well make that your office! :p
     
  12. Moxiemike macrumors 68020

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    Re: clean break anyone?

    1. a clean break is best

    2. never surfed while pooping. its' my "alone" time away from my mac.

    3. I really don't like any scent of poop.

    I'll add a few burning questions:

    4. Ever poop yourself?

    5. Ever poop on someone else?

    6. Ever been pooped on by someone else

    7. ever been pooped on by a baby?

    And check out http://turds.com/ and http://www.doodie.com/flash.php
     
  13. King Cobra macrumors 603

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    >Hey don't disrespect the 'tar or you will face it's wrath!

    [​IMG] [/B][/QUOTE]

    Smiley S*tan needs some Pepto Bismol!

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] :p
     
  14. eyelikeart thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    Re: Re: clean break anyone?

    4) not since I was a wee one...

    5) ah...this is one I've yet to accomplish...

    6) thank god no! :eek:

    7) nope...if I'm around one and he/she smells...I pass ;)
     
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    More questions:

    Ever had poop with so much undigested chili oil in it U actually considered just holding the rest...... forever?

    Ever had such an even mix of gas and poop that the logs "exploded" on the way out?

    Ever been pooping drunk.... and had to puke in the shower?

    Ever had a log so long it hit bottom before breaking off?

    Ever had gas so rancid it made YOUR OWN eyes water?

    Do U leave your pants around your ankles or pull out one leg so U can better "Sumo"?

    Ever turn around to flush and wonder how that ever came out?
     
  17. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Ever stop to think how humiliating the statement

    "This stuff tastes like sh*t."

    or even the rebuttal

    "I agree/You're right/etc."

    is.

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    Think about it, you have just admitted to being someone who has tasted poop/eaten poop/etc.
     
  18. eyelikeart thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    there's been a few times where I know I left a BIG turd...but I'd swear there's absolutely NOTHING there in the pot...wtf? :eek: :D
     
  19. vniow macrumors G4

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    Speaking of Sumos....

    Did you know that they have to hire people to wipe their ass cuz they can't their arms around it?
    :eek:
     
  20. Thirteenva macrumors 6502a

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    Re: More questions:

    If there was anyone not grossed out up to this point, i'm sure you've solved that.....

    damn thats just too funny and so gross at the same damn time.:D

    Still, makes you wonder if somethings are better left unsaid...;)
     
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