Official PPP Fascist Dictator Speech Practice Thead (non-PPP stay OUT!)

Discussion in 'Community' started by alex_ant, Jan 6, 2004.

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    alex_ant

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    This is the thread for PPP members to practice their routines. No smelly SLIPpers allowed! (If those losers are still around.) Hitler used wild gestures and stuff during his speeches, and he went from a nobody to almost the leader of the world, so obviously we've got to outdo him physically, maybe with gymnastics and fireworks or something. But that's for another thread... This one is for practicing things to say when we're addressing the commoners, executing people, conducting foreign relations, complimenting ourselves, and so on. Feel free to present draft scripts, ask for more words that rhyme with "piss" or "pee," discuss strategy plans, you get the idea.

    Non-PPPers, if you're still reading, which you SHOULDN'T be because this discussion is PRIVATE and SECRET, feel free to present poetry, songs, short stories, film scripts, confessionals, etc., flattering to the PPP. If your work is good enough, we'll put you on the list of people not to execute in 2017.
     
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    scem0

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    #2
    All hail PPP,
    whatever the **** that is.
    Something about poop I bet.

    Does that haiku count as a poem?

    Am I still going to be assassinated?

    scem0
     
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    Sun Baked

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    #3
    [​IMG] the PPP is holding a PRIVATE conversation on a public forum, and I just urinated in their thread.

    At least I didn't have to [​IMG] or I'd have all the PPP members running for the door.

    ---

    ;) ;)

    Anybody try...

    [​IMG] or [​IMG]
     
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    trebblekicked

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    it doesn't look good, scem0, but i'll see what i can do.
     
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    G5orbust

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    #5
    well it looks like a lot of MR members are in it:

    jelloshotsrule: Presidential Candidate and Spiritual Leader of the PPP


    alex_ant: VP and Secretary of State, Defense and History


    pseudobrit: Secretary of let's make the dumbasses in our country believe anything we want them to believe and Minister of Silly Walks


    pivo6: Minister of coming up with names for operations and other stuff we need names for including other ministers and secretaries and such


    trebblekicked: Official Right Wing/Center and Pillager


    Rower_CPU: Secretary of Highly Intelligent Thought (****) and Leader of the Grand Supreme Wet-Crotched Leader's Council on Fitness


    amnesiac1984: Head of European Division PPP


    vniow: Official PPP Talent Scout


    WinterMute: Persuader of the PPP (pending) Minister of Dirty Tricks


    Currently Vacant: Minister of Truth for the Inner Party
     
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    MacBandit

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    Hey don't forget about me I'm a member of the whatever you call it.

    I am the official Minister of the Secret Handshake and the protector of the all powerful holy poop pie grenade.:eek:
     
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    You mean we're not going to execute them immediately after the takeover?!?


    What's with all this poop talk, that's disgusting. We're all about pissing which has at least some ouce of class.

    Anyhoo, here's my chant thinge or whatever:

    If you're fascist and you know it piss your pants
    If you're fascist and you know it piss your pants
    If you're fascist and you know it
    Then your pants will really show it
    If you're fascist and you know it piss your pants

    AIEEEEE!!!!
     
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    tpjunkie

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    Perhaps some piss themed haikus?:

    Fighting, Pissing, and
    taking over the planet
    The Party is strong.

    Yellow storm of piss
    blinding all rational thought.
    PPP is strong.
     
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    agreenster

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    Oh my God! 2017? That only gives me, like, 13 years to come up with a witty song.....


    oh what to do, what to do?

    I'd better get started
     
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    MacBandit

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    What if you're wearing a diaper?
     
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    jelloshotsrule

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    then you are WEAK!
     
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    Powerbook G5

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    #12
    I don't have the faintest clue what PPP is supposed to be, I only see vague references to it in a few signatures and off hand comments.
     
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    eyelikeart

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    When I was younger, I used to piss on cars after leaving this one particular bar...drunk as all hell. Does that qualify me here? :eek:
     
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    WinterMute

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    Go read the "invade Zimbabwe" thread, it's all in there, then join the inevitability of 2K16 and J-lo's unstoppable rise to world domination...:D ;)

    Oh, and piss your pants as well.
     
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    jelloshotsrule

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    no, but it may DISqualify you.... we all CHOOSE to piss ourselves.. well. except when i'm up on national tv during debates and such pissing my pants like an animal... but still, using alcohol to induce such pissing is no qualification. next?
     
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    Raid

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    Damn it and I just sent my resume out for the 'officer (...ok drunk guy...) in charge of shouting bull sh*t when someone lies' postion. What are your benefits like?
     
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    jelloshotsrule

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    we don't execute you.




    maybe
     
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    scem0

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    I wet the bed when I was younger....

    Am I exempt from an execution?

    scem0
     
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    Sun Baked

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    PLEASE, somebody teach these people some manners...
     

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    jelloshotsrule

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    no

    and yes, let's teach these non pants pissers some manners! get out of the damn thread already!
     
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    alex_ant

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    That depends, were the cars wearing pants?
     
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    alex_ant

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    Excellent, excellent, those are great, especially the second one. If you're looking, we're hiring!

    It just occurred to me that we might want to consider making Haiku the official party poetry. It really alludes to what we're all about. 5-7-5...



    Yellow storm of piss ------------\
    blinding all rational thought. ---o ~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~
    PPP is strong. ------------------/

     
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    pseudobrit

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    You say non-PPP stay out and they flock to the thread. The reverse psychology test has produced some interesting results, my illustriously pissy veep.

    Which of course means it's time to implement it worldwide, beginning with a pilot rollout in the black urban communities in Montana.
     
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    pseudobrit

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    BTW, any more non-PPP caught posting in this thread will have their bladder lines severed and their kidneys rendered inoperable.
     
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    eyelikeart

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    hmm...no...but I pissed on my shoe a few times doing it and dribbled on my pants several times...
     

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