efoto said:
Nice guys finish last
If you turn into an a**hole you'll get more poon than you could ever imagine, believe it. I have trouble being a complete dick to women, but by golly does it work and I don't even understand why.
This seems to be true for some strange reason. I have a theory that in general (always exceptions) women like to find a
bad boy and once a significant relationship has been established they then want the
bad boy to miraculously turn into the
nice guy. When that doesn't work they move on to find another
bad boy. There has been some indirect credit given to my theory by some studies that have been done - they at least confirm the duality of women's desires. Women are more attracted to hot, wild guys during ovulation and the rest of the time they are more attracted to stable, supportive men. Studies have also shown that women are more likely to cheat during ovulation. Now, guys are at least more consistent, we're usually just jerks all the time - you know what to expect though.
efoto said:
So you think after that last line I would be black-listed by all women in the club through their global telepathy we all know they have
. In direct disagreement with what I thought, I actually got hit on again, twice!, and both women referenced my behavior/words towards the first girl. The first came up and said "so that was harsh....but she was a tool.
Two other general observations I've made about women.
1. Unless they are family or friends, women enjoy watching other women suffer.
2. Regardless of whether they are family or friends, women will laugh at any man hurting himself - even if the injury is severe.
I'm not sure what this means... *cough*
sadists *cough* ... I'll let you figure out for yourself.
I'll end this post by stating that this was meant as humor, with a small, over-exaggerated basis of truth. I doubt that will prevent the flames though. Oh, but the research/studies I mentioned are true - no joke.