Okay, I don't know how, but my entire system just came back online. Maybe it was taking a nap, I don't know. Everything is back to normal, and I'm so happy that I really don't even know what to say right now. It's as though nothing even happened and the past hour and a half of my life didn't happen. Amazing. Either way, thank you all very much for your help. And thank you especially Doctor Q, I think your advice helped solve this in one way or another, although it was most likely all of your guys help. Thanks again. - Problem solved. - Now I can go to bed and sleep well (whereas I was planning on staying up all night to handle this).