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iSaint

macrumors 603
Original poster
for the kids to go to sleep. It's 9 pm here. The seven year old will go down soon. He's really excited, but real tired, too. The 13 year old believes only for her little brother. I figure I'm going to have to make her go to bed. We get out presents that Santa leaves unwrapped. And we will stuff their stockings, too.

What are you waiting on??!!
 

TequilaBoobs

macrumors 6502a
Nov 12, 2006
592
0
give your children a thimble of rum, or other favorite liquor (though tequila makes kids belligerent).

if your family are teetotalers, give your kid some sedatives.
 
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