One more teen thread

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by link92, Mar 15, 2007.

  1. link92 macrumors 6502

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    Well, there's this girl at school… Yeah, this sounds so freakin' typical. :D

    I'm very shy, and I can't bare to talk to her (or anyone I don't really know) much. She knows I like her, and she likes me. I know she'll say yes, if I ask her out, but I just can't bring myself to ask her.

    For those curious, I'm almost 15 in a year of 15/16 year olds (yeah, I've got moved up :p).
     
  2. nazmac21 macrumors 6502a

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    Go up to her, say hi and you are hot. Give her roses after school and she will fall in love with you. Many of my friends did this and were successful.
     
  3. mattscott306 macrumors 68040

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    Dude, just talk to the girl. Tension that just boils over just makes things harder.

    Sarcasm? :confused:
     
  4. link92 thread starter macrumors 6502

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    There's no way I could give her flowers – way too embarrassing (which is another problem – I can't ask her in front of people :\).
     
  5. TheAnswer macrumors 68030

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    No need to bare to talk to her...keep your clothes on for now. :D
     
  6. link92 thread starter macrumors 6502

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    I guess having been ill for years and having liked her for almost a year really isn't good…
     
  7. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    You say that you know she likes you, that's half the battle won already. I'd avoid big bouquets and massively grand gestures, just be yourself and you'll do fine. ;)
     
  8. Queso macrumors G4

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    Walk up to her and tweak her nipples whilst going "Baarrrpp!!". Girls love that.
     
  9. mattscott306 macrumors 68040

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    Don't forget to do the motorboat.
     
  10. Simba Cub macrumors newbie

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    Suspense is the killer. Start off gentle - ask her out to see a movie at first. You're not on the spot there and you have something to talk about afterwards. From there you can build the relationship up. But for goodness' sake, don't hang around waiting!



    Rich::
     
  11. nazmac21 macrumors 6502a

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    How about tell her about Apple. She'll like Apple and see that you like Apple and you two fall in love from that.
     
  12. nickster9224 macrumors 6502a

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    we should merge the other thread. write her a really nice note and give it to her in the halls
     
  13. mattscott306 macrumors 68040

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    What?! Yeah, that'll go over well.
     
  14. TheAnswer macrumors 68030

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    Get a leather jacket and start smoking during class...girls always go for the bad boys. If you end up getting detention, rent this movie and take it from there.
     
  15. ErikCLDR macrumors 68000

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    Ok, I have a serious answer for you.

    Durring a class you have with her, when she stands up, run over and hump her leg. It works every time.


    ok- now I will be serious. First off are you two friends? Do you talk a lot to eachother or are you just kinda acquaintances?
     
  16. mattscott306 macrumors 68040

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    only if you're an aussie
     
  17. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    In the US, they have the ubiquitous "How to ..." series of videos.

    At least this way, when you spend money for the same useless advice you can get for free.

    But beer should work just as well. ;)

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    Now comes the how to buy beer threads. :eek:
     
  18. iBenzin macrumors member

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    1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

    2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).

    3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

    4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If
    she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

    5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

    6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.

    7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When
    she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words "**** you" and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.

    8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she
    thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

    9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those special nicknames.

    10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

    ****11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop *****ing about the cold right now, you're going to be *****ing about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

    12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you all night.

    13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny...why shouldn't girls?

    14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes, then jump up and scream in her ear. Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things (like basketball).

    15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

    16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give
    her self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

    17. Every time you're in her house, steal one of her shoes, earrings or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way, she'll go crazy.

    18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order, interrupt and say "no, she's not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

    ***19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

    20. Give her one of your t-shirts, and make sure it has your smell on it (but not a sexy cologne smell...a bad smell. You know what I'm talking about).

    21. When it's raining, keep asking her if she's crying. She'll say
    "no, it's just the rain." Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying. Girls like a tough man.

    22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

    23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her
    no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

    24. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her that material objects arent important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy, and your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

    25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know she's coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny.

    26. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will,
    promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Don't call.
     
  19. TheAnswer macrumors 68030

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    Sir, your ideas are interesting to me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
     
  20. me hate windows macrumors 6502

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    Best love advice. Ever. Thanks for the laugh.
     
  21. biturbomunkie macrumors 6502a

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    dude... you for real?
     
  22. pink-pony115 macrumors regular

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    just ask her out! honestly all teenage girls want to have a boyfriend. ask her if she wants to go to the mall or movies or anything like that. Try not to be nervous. If you want to get brownie points, make her laugh. That will help the fear. :) Good Luck. Let us know how it goes.
     
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  24. iSaint macrumors 603

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    Can we make these stickies for future use?
     
  25. nickster9224 macrumors 6502a

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    MR has turned into how do i get this chick rumors lately
     

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