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Pasta jar penis man chased by police

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by edesignuk, Nov 19, 2008.

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    edesignuk

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    Metro.

    What a mess.
     
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    heehee

    #2
    I love how in the article they have a picture of a plate of pasta. :D
     
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    rdowns

    #3
    Mmmm, pasta alfredo.
     
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    sushi

    #4
    I this statement pretty much sums up his state of mine.
     
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    iJohnHenry

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    Pasta Sum Yung Guy. (Sorry, I could not help myself.) :eek:
     
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    #6
    The mind boggles… :eek:

    They don't say if the jar was filled with (Pasta) sauce: smooth or, errm, chunky…
     
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    iJohnHenry

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    And he had to "finish" in order to achieve that state?

    He must be quite a hand-full. :D
     
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    MacDawg

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    Hmmmm, anyone know what kind of pasta this was...

    ... and how well it works?

    Woof, Woof – Dawg [​IMG]
     
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    t0mat0

    #9
    Cooked?!
     
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    themoonisdown09

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    I wonder if the pasta jar will be up on eBay?
     
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    rdowns

    #11
    Penne?
     
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    #12
    I cracked up at the Jack Russell Terrier :D
     
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    Abstract

    #13
    ....with cream sauce, no less.
     
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    themoonisdown09

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    That made me laugh so hard that I think I have a turtle head poking out now! I'll be right back.
     
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    #15
    A what? :eek::eek:

    :D
     
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    Melrose

    #16
    Otherwise it would be the tiniest, erm, utensil ever seen...
     
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    #17
    Isn't it marvellous when a story ticks all the right boxes? Including location.
     
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    Big-TDI-Guy

    #18
    He was just trying to stuff his prince albert in a can.

    All just a big misunderstanding. ;)

    Best caption ever.
     

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    Schtumple

    #19
    That guy is amazing, extreme multi tasking or what.
     
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    themoonisdown09

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    Turtle Head
    A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell.

    Dude I gotta crap real bad, I got a turtle head!
     
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    A prime example of raw, unadulterated talent...
     
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    RedTomato

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    Quoth the cops:

    "Hasta la pasta"
     
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    mcarnes

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    Yawn. Don't all guys do this now and then?

    The Paul Newman stuff is awesome, BTW.
     
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    Gray-Wolf

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    This thread contains too much TMI!! :rolleyes:
     
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    dernhelm

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    Well I was gonna say "only in America", but since it wasn't, well - what can you say to this?
     

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