From Macleans (April 25 edition): Scorecard - Thumbsdown Smuckers Fruit-spread giant claims peanut butter and jelly sandwich falls under its patents. Gets creamed by U.S. patent office yet launches appeal, unfazed by critics' smears about spreading litigation. Chocolate milk: call your lawyers. Okay, frivolous legal action is getting way out of hand. Makes me anger enough to refuse to eat Smuckers product anymore. Who ever is responsible for this one should be smeared with peanut butter and jelly (tarring and feathering isn't so politically correct anymore ), and paraded through the streets wearing a placard explaining how they tried to waste public money and court time.