So we have an Official Poop Thread, and a funny pictures thread. How about some quick philosophy? It doesn't have to be original. Only you or your stomach can be satisfied at any one time immediately following dinner. Graduate philosopher = BS Artist (bulls**t artist) Even if you win the rat race, you still have a long, pink tail and big ears. A penny saved is ridiculous. Wherever you go, there you are. Disneyland and DisneyWorld are one of the few millionaire people traps operated by a giant mouse in a suit. The pessimist sees the glass half empty and the optimist drinks it anyways. Taco Bell: One of the only fast food places in which the sauce is applied by people working for a Spanish dog. I want patience, and I want it now. Black holes suck.