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Photoshop: Steve's New Toys

Discussion in 'Picture Gallery' started by Doctor Q, Jan 13, 2005.

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    Doctor Q

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    #1
    This should be fun and easy.

    Make what you will of one of these three frames from the Macworld keynote speech.

    Photoshop Thread Rules
     

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    zelmo

    #2
    You really wouldn't want me to whip out my Photoshop "skills" on these images, or any others for that matter :rolleyes:

    First time I've seen the box for the mini, since I haven't had a chance to view the keynote yet. Heck, Apple's boxes look better than Dell PC's!
     
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    #3
    The bottom 2 are not linking/opening properly as the full-res versions.

    The top one is, though.
     
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    maya

    #4
    That box looks like the GameCube box with the handle. :)


    The facial expression on Jobs face = priceless. It basically says this is a vile/cheap product not worthy of the Macintosh name. :)
     
  5. jsw
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    jsw

    #5
    My guestimated time until the one with the mini itself is transformed into Steve holding Balmer's head: approximately 30 minutes.

    ** waits, check link often **
     
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    zelmo

    #6
    Funny. Reading your post made me realize I paid $300 for my PS2, and waited in line overnight for the privilege to boot. That mini is a sweet deal.
    Back on topic, anyone think that last pick would be perfect if Steve was holding Ballmer's head?

    EDIT - Which one of us should be most disturbed by the fact that we had the same initial reaction/idea?
     
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    Xtremehkr

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    :p
     
  8. jsw
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    jsw

    #8
    Well, given that virtually every Photoshop contest has Balmer in it somewhere - usually right off the bat - it wasn't too much of a stretch to come up with that idea. :)
     
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    maya

    #9
    After doing this who wants to email it to Balmer. :p ;) :)
     
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    Doctor Q

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    #10
    That's because those ones are actual size as you see them above. They are small frames off the keynote webcast.
     
  11. emw
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    emw

    #11
    I think the second image should be of Steve holding his recently purchased piece of Virgin Mary grilled cheese off of eBay.
     
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    emw

    #12
    At least with Steve's wardrobe, cloning out areas of his shirt is pretty simple.
     
  13. jsw
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    jsw

    #13
    I think ThinkSecret's Nick Ciarelli would like it to show, ala "The Grinch", an X-Ray of Steve's tiny heart.
     
  14. emw
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    emw

    #14
    Having downloaded and viewed jobs1.jpg a little more closely, it actually appears the he is doing the Vulcan mind meld on the mini... Hmmm.
     
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    edesignuk

    #15
    With reference to this thread ;) :p

    [​IMG]
     
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    zelmo

    #16
    "Yes, Captain. It is a Mac mini, logically developed and aimed at luring potential switchers to the more elegant Macintosh OS X, predecessor of our ship's operating system."

    I'm sure someone out there has a Trek outfit they can slap on Steve. Finding an image of Ballmer which makes him appear to have a mind....that'll be the hard part. :)
     
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    debroglie

    #17
    I did this in about 5 minutes because I have to head to class now, but hopefully tonight I will be able to do a decent rendition if I have some free time and a higher resolution picture.

    Anyway, there was one more thing that Steve didn't announce until the end...



    The iPurse
     

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    emw

    #18
    Steve shows off the purchase he made after selling off some of his options...
     

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    Stampyhead

    #19
    You asked for it...

    Here you go.
    Sorry it's quick and dirty, I'm at work...
     

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    maya

    #20
    Why does it look like Balmer's head is coming out of Steve's torso. :confused: :p ;) :D :)
     
  21. jsw
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    jsw

    #21
    Why does it look like he's pushing it lower? :eek:
     
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    Doctor Q

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    #22
    Think Different
     

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    maya

    #23
    Should it not read:

    "As mentioned on ThinkSecret." :)
     
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    maya

    #24
    Then you would see the back of Balmer's head. :p ;) :D
     
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    Stampyhead

    #25
    Oh dear, we're taking Photoshop-ing to new heights now!
    (or new lows...)
     

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