PIE List.

Discussion in 'General Mac Discussion' started by mischief, Apr 29, 2002.

  1. mischief macrumors 68030

    mischief

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    The following people are in need of a Pie Facial or 2. Please add who you'd like to see pied. We will hash out how many pies a given offender has accumilated.

    Note: This is in no way advocacy for Pastry related terrorism and anyone who participates in Pie-throwing, taping and Quicktime-encoding of thehit are subject to the Legal repercussions of their actions. Neither myself nor the Macrumors community claim any responsibility.

    :D

    Ariel Sharon: 10 Pie minimum unless tried by the Haig- If tried: 5 pies.

    Yasser Arafat: 10 Pie minimum + 1 wedgie. Haig rules as above.

    Any news caster using the phrase "Since 9-11": 1 pie per offense.

    Bill Gates: Open season.

    Carly Fiorina: Must Pie self at next stockholder meeting.



    Have at it!

    ;)
     
  2. eyelikeart Moderator emeritus

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    I've always wanted to kick it on Leonardo DiCaprio...

    can I have free reign over him??? :D
     
  3. mischief thread starter macrumors 68030

    mischief

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    Git Im.......

    He's all yours. I have the perfect Celebrity Pie Man: Eminem.:p
     
  4. Hemingray macrumors 68030

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    Ha ha haaa!
  5. Rower_CPU Moderator emeritus

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    My additions...

    Steve, the "Dell Dude" - pie with extreme prejudice

    The Van Dams - pie them every time they try to get their mugs on TV

    Pauly Shore - chilling with the piiiieeeeee
     
  6. voicegy macrumors 65816

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    This is Great!

    Oh, YESSSSS!! DEFINITELY Carly Fiorina...she's gonna destroy one of the best companies around. PIE that idiot! :mad:

    OK, here are my additions:

    Ben Curtis: One pie per precocious smirk while explaining how a Dell is going to make my life oh so much better.

    Ted Waitt: A man who consults cows for market strategy deserves 3 pies, minimum. Oh, and pull his pony tail while we're at it.
     
  7. mc68k macrumors 68000

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    I want to pie Lance Bass into orbit. Guess what? It's gonna be me. :)
     
  8. mischief thread starter macrumors 68030

    mischief

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    Celebrity Pie match.

    I almost forgot:

    Who would you like to see THROW the pies? Are there any matchups you'd like to see?

    For example: The first 2 guys on MY list I wanna see pied by Koffi Annan.

    I'll add the Pope while I'm here.He either needs to get off the Celebacy issue or require ALL priests to be practicing homosexuals, and Flamingly so.:D
     
  9. eyelikeart Moderator emeritus

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    this reminds me of Fight Club...

    Q. "if u could fight someone famous...who would it be?"

    A. "Ghandi" --- "Good answer!"


    another celebrity pie victim would have to be Rosie O'Donnell....she really bugs the crap out of me!!! :rolleyes: :eek: :D
     
  10. Rower_CPU Moderator emeritus

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    More PIE listers:

    Joan Rivers, Fran Drescher, Roseanne Barr...
    Tom Arnold, that annoying DSL neighbor Bernie, Fabio...
     
  11. voicegy macrumors 65816

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    Re: this reminds me of Fight Club...

    DON'T GIVE HER ANY MORE FOOD!!!
     
  12. mc68k macrumors 68000

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    I would REALLY like to pie Jar-Jar Binks, but he's not real. "Meesa got pied!"

    Hopefully there's less of him (none) in Episode II.
     
  13. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    I think you should try and get Tom Green on the team. He could then go out, with video cameramen, and spread havoc and pie filling across the nation. He'd almost be able to get away with it with out facing too many law suites.....:D

    http://www.mtv.com/onair/tomgreen/
     
  14. mischief thread starter macrumors 68030

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    Can't forget these guys:

    Trent Lott, Joe Lieberman (sp?), Barbara Boxer, USSC Justices Renquist and Scolia. All 3 Bushes, Perot, Nader, Cheney.

    Edit/:

    On behalf of all Canadians everywhere: Tom Green.

    /Edit.

    All these men go on the "Pie on sight" list.

    :eek: :rolleyes: :cool: :D
     
  15. mcrain macrumors 68000

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    How bout the schmuck from M$ who testified that he though M$ should have the right to modify windows to make competing software not work.

    I say PIE him.

    Oh, and all those who represent the government in that case. That sure looks like a sellout. I wonder how much M$ paid to get that settlement?
     
  16. mischief thread starter macrumors 68030

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    A few software developers:

    Bungie. Pie On Sight status for these sell-outs.

    Theometric software. For their total lack of a Palladian window.

    Graphisoft. For their total lack of AltiVec and Open GL support.

    I'm stuck with a 3D CAD program that uses the SLOWEST part of the G4.

    Edit:

    Apparently Graphisoft supports Open GL on the PC but not on the Mac?!?

    This earns them a Twinkie-enhanced wedgie.
     
  17. spuncan macrumors 6502

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    MMM Blueberry Pie

    My PIE-IN-FACE list
    John Sculley (fired Jobs)
    Entire M$ staff (except MACBU)
    All "Pro" Wrestling watchers, participants, and owners/organizers of
    Just a Quasi random thought does anyone ever eat those pie or are the only designed for throwing.
    Another Random thought- they should make popcorn flavored ice cream add some nicotene and there u go insta-addiction
     

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