Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71

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  1. voicegy macrumors 65816

    voicegy

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    (just amusing enough to share...)

    The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

    Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

    The grave site was piled high with flours.

    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never realized how much he was kneaded.

    Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, their two children -John Dough and Jane Dough and they had one in the oven. He is survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

    The funeral was held at 3:45 for about 20 minutes.
     
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    In 6th grade we had assignment, in which that very "Article" was laden with a plethora of spelling and punctuation errors, forcing us to correct them. I still have chills to this day :eek: ;)
     
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    In case you can't see my avatar....

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  4. voicegy thread starter macrumors 65816

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    Rest In Peace...you'll be missed.;)
     

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