Police Dog Bites Nude Man in the Genitals

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  1. craigdawg macrumors 6502

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    Rarely do you find a story about a naked man running around in public that does not end badly.
    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&e=4&u=/ap/naked_man_k9_bite
     
  2. Mr_Ed macrumors 6502

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  3. brap macrumors 68000

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    Why? Justice was served. The dog should have been allowed to keep any bits that fell off as a treat!
     
  4. wdlove macrumors P6

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    Maybe that bite will be a wake-up call. Don't really think he will appear in public in the nude again. I wonder just how much actual damage was done? Those police dogs have a very large mouth. I don't think that the dog should be punished at all. The dog was protecting his master.
     
  5. Maedus macrumors regular

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    I would assume it is routine proceedure to remove a dog from street duty after it bites somebody for a period of time while they investigate. It sounds similar to police officers who are removed from street duty after shooting somebody. Probably has to deal with public relations (clearing an officer of any wrong before putting him back on the streets where he interacts with the public) or to give him a mini-vaction to recover from the ordeal.

    Or it could be so that they can take the dog to the vet to get the bad taste out of his mouth. :eek:
     
  6. broken_keyboard macrumors 65816

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    I don't see what the problem is. If you attack a cop, you gets what's coming to you.
     
  7. Littleodie914 macrumors 68000

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    :eek:
     
  8. Apple Hobo macrumors 6502a

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    Once those dogs clamp on, they hold on for dear life! Hahahahaha! :D :eek:
     
  9. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Well the dog did let him go, so the dog probably thought he tasted funny after the first bite.
     
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    Perhaps the loudest I've laughed in a long time. Thank you for that wryly humorous comment.

    It must be genitals night here at macrumors.... http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=100553
     
  12. Phatpat macrumors 6502a

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    Seriously.... Ouch.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    I think that Pinky had too much coffee! :D

    Great link man! thanks for the huge laugh!
     
  17. dobbin macrumors 6502a

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    Its funny if the guy was a perverted criminal, but I guess there's a high chance he is mentally disturbed to be running round naked in the first place. If that is the case then it is sad that his problems are made worse by having a dog bite his knob.
     
  18. Mechcozmo macrumors 603

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    Or drunk...
     
  19. monkeydo_jb macrumors 6502

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    What's sad is that the man will probably try to sue.
     
  20. OldManJimbo macrumors 6502

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    Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weener,
    That is what I'd truely like to be-e-e.
    'Cuz, if I were an Oscar Meyer weener,
    Everyone would TAKE A BITE OF ME.
     
  21. Chappers macrumors 68020

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    And the policeman apologises for his language at the end - great
     
  22. hcuar macrumors 65816

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    Seems to me that I remember another story where a dog bit a man's genitals. Although it wasn't a police dog. Maybe it's a conspiracy.
     

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