Police Think They've Nabbed The 'Butt Bandit'

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    themoonisdown09

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    Is there anybody here from Valentine, Nebraska? Did the 'butt bandit' get your business or church?
     
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    Oh oh, I sense a shift the Teh Lube™. :D

    Well, that rules out a temporary insanity defence. I would stop then too.
     
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    gilkisson

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    In Nebraska. Yeah, I guess so. One wonders what his trial-and-error testing resulted in...:eek:
     
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    Today photocopy machines, tomorrow the World.

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    His ass frozen to a window would have been a sight.
     
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    gilkisson

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    I'm thinking the first set of buttprints would have been frozen tush flesh... Eww.

    People. Dear lord, people.
     
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    Too bad they didn't do a lineup. It definitely would have been interesting.
     
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    I just want to see the guy when he was getting ready to do this to a window. He had to rub some vaseline all over his junk... oh yeah.

    That's funny.
     
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    Hah, that reminds me of the movie Porky's!
     
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    Oh what a sight that must of been to catch him in the a act.
     

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