Pubic Hair Pizza

Discussion in 'Wasteland' started by peter2002, Dec 19, 2002.

  1. macrumors 6502

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    This has got to be the funniest story in a week.

    Two people suing a Domino's Pizza claim they found pubic hair on their pizza, and want DNA tested to prove it, a lawyer said.

    Michael Widrick and Rhonda LaParr got small, wiry hairs stuck in their teeth as they bit into their order last November, according to attorney Eric T. Swartz. They froze the pizza as evidence, he said.

    In a state Supreme Court lawsuit, the friends are suing Domino's and an employee for $150,000 in each of two causes of action: emotional harm, anxiety, psychological and mental distress; and negligence, Swartz said.

    The two want DNA testing of the hair to see if it belongs to a store employee who had previous conflicts with Widrick, Swartz said.


    http://www.wnbc.com/news/1846329/detail.html

    Do you get cheese sticks and a 2 liter Pepsi with it free?

    Pete :D
     
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    sparkleytone

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    'emotional harm, anxiety, psychological and mental distress' huh?

    yeah right.

    they were so distressed that they thought of freezing the pizza for evidence. and this after they had 'previous conflicts'. i don't buy it at all. it may be true about the pizza...but the distress etc is complete bullshizzy.
     
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    zarathustra

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    Re: Pubic Hair Pizza

    You get a hairy part of ONE CHEESE STICK. :eek:
     
  4. macrumors 6502a

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    The whole "emotional harm and distress" thing is basically legal speak for "HOLY CRAP, THAT'S REALLY FRIGGIN' GROSS!!!" How else would they word it, other than saying "HOLY CRAP, THAT'S REALLY FRIGGIN' GROSS!!!" :eek: :D
     
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    Mr. Anderson

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    I'd like to know how you could genetically determine the hair was pubic. If you have hair on your chest or arm it could be quite simillar. But they probably shouldn't ever order Dominos again, anywhere.

    D :D
     
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    pgwalsh

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    I wonder if they got extra sauce with that pizza too.
     
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    Mr. Anderson

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    nah, now you're sounding like a Van Wilder movie

    at what level does it start to be too gross? We've already passed that I believe.

    D
     
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    pgwalsh

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    It only gets too gross when you add brown sauce to the mix.
     
  9. macrumors 6502a

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    Oh, jeez. SOMEBODY close this thread while I still have my lunch in me!!!:eek: :D
     

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