Punch Line Wanted

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  1. MACDRIVE macrumors 68000

    MACDRIVE

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    #1
    Put Hillary in a room full of male strippers; what would she do? (Insert punch line here).

    I posted that as a general question in the political forum, but some guy asked me for the punch line. At that point, I realized that it had the potential to be a good joke; only if it had a punch line. :D

    Care to take a stab at it? :p
     
  2. Kashchei macrumors 65816

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    This needs work, but how about something like this:

    She'd wait for movement in the opposition, take an internal poll, and then triangulate to her next position.
     
  3. MacNut macrumors Core

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    #3
    look for the nearest intern.
     
  4. MacNut macrumors Core

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    Hillary Clinton walks into a male strip club, the waiter says "what are you doing here", she says, trying to get some poll numbers.
     
  5. furious macrumors 65816

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  6. Chundles macrumors G4

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    What would she do?

    Nothing. That's why Bill went to Monica.
     
  7. AvSRoCkCO1067 macrumors 65816

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    BAM.
     
  8. Abstract macrumors Penryn

    Abstract

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    Fark, I was going to say the same damn thing Chundles! :mad:


    Ok...um.....

    Pretend she's sleeping.
     
  9. furious macrumors 65816

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  10. Counterfit macrumors G3

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    Pure.






    ****ing.








    Genius.
     

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