Random Insult Generator

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  1. iGav macrumors G3

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  2. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    Damn! The auto-flamer is unreal....good stuff :D

    Anyone attempts using that for a post will only let us try out our new auto-banner :p

    D :D
     
  3. virividox macrumors 601

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    hahahahah i started laughing so hard i couldnt breathe
     
  4. ExoticFish macrumors 6502a

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  6. Raid macrumors 68020

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    Damn iGAV how do you do it?! Yet another internet gem I have now added to my favorite sites... absoloutely priceless!:D :D :D
     
  7. iGav thread starter macrumors G3

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    it makes me look bad doesn't it... just trawling the web for pointless, pointless things... :eek: :p :p
     
  8. ColoJohnBoy macrumors 65816

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    From the AutoFlamer:

     
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  10. Doctor Q Administrator

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    I wrote my own gossip generator. It reads in a simple BNF grammar with patterns for nouns, verbs, adjectives, phrases, and sentences, and picks randomly from the choices for each, guided by probabilities you can fine tune. I set up one grammar about my friends and another about my coworkers.

    The grammar I created at work creates good-natured and silly gossip, since that's all that would be appropriate, but it could just as well be set to generate viscious gossip, insults, news, or (dare I suggest it?) Mac rumors.

    Some of my coworkers have added a call to my gossip generator to their login scripts, so they get a line of gossip every time they log in.

    Example (the names have been changed to protect the innocent):

    Joan said that Henry and Larry were watching as Gail tried sneaking off with the storeroom scissors.

    The Fedex delivery person was listening to jazz on an Internet radio station on the PC in Bill's office.

    Karina stomped on the petty cash envelope in the elevator.

    Now and then, it generates one that really makes us laugh.
     
  11. King Cobra macrumors 603

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    Ha! Saw that about half a year ago. Still pretty funny. But a lot of the insults are a bit too formal.
     
  12. themadchemist macrumors 68030

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    A lot of the insults (especially in the first generator) remind me of the French guy from Monty Python. "Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so called Arthur King. You and all your silly English kniggits. I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away, before I taunt you a second time."
     
  13. whocares macrumors 65816

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    Ok, I guess I'll be the first brave one!
    To whom it may concern:
    "**** *** ********* **** **** ** ***** ***** ***** ******** ***** ****** **** ******* ******* **** *** ***** ****** ****** *****. ****** *** *** ******* ***** ***** ****** ***** ***** ****** **** **** ************!"

    Damn your censoring thing works well :p
     
  14. Roger1 macrumors 65816

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    From shushmonger

    Don’t you ever get tired shooting yourself in the foot every time you open your mouth, Calamity Brain?

    Gotta luv it. :D
     
  15. iAmAzN macrumors 6502

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    haha auto-flamer:

     
  16. MongoTheGeek macrumors 68040

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    At CMU someone wrote one up and then sent the resultant spew to the college newspaper and it was printed as a letter to editor.

    /usr/bin/college I think it was.
     
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