August 6, 2007 Apple Inc. 1 Infinite Loop Cupertino, CA 95014 Dear Apple, I demand that you announce 20" and 24" brushed-metal Penryn-based iMacs with a newly designed keyboard tomorrow. I also demand that you release new 20", 24", and 32" Apple displays with builtin iSights, plus a Mac Pro speed bump and new .Mac features. If you don't do as I instruct, I will shave this mustache off, ruining my rugged yet sophisticated look, and you'll be sorry. Don't make me do it! Sincerely, Doctor Q ======== August 8, 2007 Apple Inc. 1 Infinite Loop Cupertino, CA 95014 Dear Apple, Your half-hearted attempt to meet my demands, by releasing new iMacs, a new keyboard, new .Mac features, and updates to iLife and iWork yesterday, wasn't good enough. You didn't take me seriously and now you'll have to face the consequences. I've done just as I threatened, mutilating myself in protest. I don't know how you'll live with yourself now. As I face the shame of my new appearance, at least I'll know that without my action you would not have released any new products, so customers with new iMacs and software will have benefited. Sincerely, Doctor Q ======== Contest notes: As an administrator, I am not eligible for the contest. I had no inside information about Apple's plans. Photos are real, taken August 6 and August 8. Extra credit - not for contest.