Revenge Imperative: Need ideas

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  1. MrGrandmaster macrumors newbie

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    I'll try to keep it simple and clear. Looking for ideas of feasible and not too extreme ideas of revenge, here goes the story:

    In school, two others, saying they wish to show me something, lead me to the hallway. From there we proceed to the bathroom, where they lock the door behind and begin to assault me with pre-fillled buckets of water, with the result of me being soaked. They ended up harldy wet, me embarassingly, just ****ed looking. Anything to give them some humilation with work, and turn the table a bit...........thoughts?
     
  2. G4scott macrumors 68020

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    While it's a bit different from what happened to you, I think it would work with some modifications...

    Try doing what the guy does in the video in this thread: http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=63306

    If that doesn't work, water balloons are fun, you can freeze a can of shaving cream, cut the can open, and put the frozen cylinder in their backpack or locker, and it'll expand, you can take the tires off of their car, and put it on bricks (takes time, and might lead to legal problems), paint balls are fun too...

    Just remember, revenge is a dish best served cold... Just don't do anything stupid...
     
  3. poopyhead macrumors 6502a

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    do you want them to know that you are responsible?
    is it important to you that you see their humiliation?
    do you know their home/parent's address?
     
  4. Awimoway macrumors 65816

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    This is my all-time favorite prank idea, though I've never tried it. I hear that if you put three or four of these in a car on a hot day so that they have time to melt fast, they will expand so much that the pressure can push the windows out. :D

    Google for pranks and practical jokes. You'll find tons of ideas. Here's one I found that will work if you live in a dorm (as it sounds like you might). Speaking of which, what is the setting? High school? Dorm? Something else?

    Edit: I might add that shop vacs are cheap. You can probably get one for $25 or so.
     
  5. agreenster macrumors 68000

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    Okay, so where these guys your friends? If they are your friends, then go ahead and get them with a practical joke.

    If these guys were not your friends, and did this out of malice, you need to beat their asses, or expect this to happen more often. If you can't, then get some people together who can, and let them know you wont be the butt of their jokes anymore. (but make sure to do it off school premises, and not suring school time, then you wont get expelled) I dont normally promote violence, but sometimes bullies in school only understand one thing: pain.

    The shaving can idea sounds really good--though I also dont know if it works.
     
  6. themadchemist macrumors 68030

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    This is a bad idea. I'm afraid I'm going to have to lecture you about the rights and wro...<ahem>something with laxatives<ahem>...ngs of society. Honestly, will you kids ever learn?!
     
  7. Opteron macrumors 6502

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    This works.

    Just take the bills (power, water gas, phone, council rates) out of thier mail box, especially the reminder notices.

    Eventually they will have their services disconnected, and won't have a clue why.
     
  8. JamesDPS macrumors regular

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    ooo, opteron's idea is pretty good... and by good, i really mean evil... of course, you run a risk being that it's a Federal offense. it totally depends on whether you want them to know it's you, and whether you think they might retaliate to your revenge in some kind of extreme way, in which case be very careful. for example, if you beat them up (or have someone beat them up), how are they going to get back at you? might not be worth the trouble, if you expect them to leave you alone, otherwise.

    now that i've gotten my disclaimer out of the way, i'm a fan of the ideas above (laxatives are good, for example). do these guys have their own cars? i know a guy who was pleased with the results of his smearing feces under the inside of some guy's car's door handles (carefully wiping the edges so that it wasn't visible), and stuffing the rest of the crap in their ventilation intake... and that isn't quite as illegal as actual property damage, etc. if you can enlist the help of a hot girl who can set them up in some kind of incredibly embarassing situation (where they get caught with their pants down, basically), i say go with that.

    anyways rules of thumb: try not to hospitalize anyone (unless it becomes absolutely necessary, as in self defense), don't destroy too much personal property, and don't do anything that could send you to jail, where water is probably the LEAST of your problems!

    [edited for typo]
     
  9. rainman::|:| macrumors 603

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    If you'll recall, high school students rarely (not never, but rarely) take care of bills like this. More likely, you'd be screwing their parents over. Pretty badly, depending on their credit...

    There are so many great ways to get revenge, unfortunately most have many ways of going wrong. I'd beat the hell out of them. One at a time, or get some friends to help. This is, as agreenster said, assuming they're not friends, pulling a fun prank.

    paul
     
  10. Koodauw macrumors 68040

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    Something using rotten fruit is usually my calling card. Be creative, and you can have some really good laughs.
     
  11. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    I though somebody said a container filled with milk and a raw pieces of chicken works.

    Just tape it under the seat in the car during the warm part of the season.

    As long as the container lasts long enough to let the chicken and milk spoil, you wouldn't want to smell it.

    If you're really mean you'll make sure the liquid spills when the gasses finally burst the container.
     
  12. themadchemist macrumors 68030

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    How about fabricating some school documents and sending them home? Say a letter of suspension or a grade report with some less than appealing grades? If you get caught, though, you could be in serious trouble.

    Thus, resort to this only if these kids make fun of lots of people and if your harassment was not the most acute.
     
  13. poopyhead macrumors 6502a

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    fruit or vegetable of your choice in exhaust pipe

    or

    go to http://www.unamerican.com/catalog/index.htm#stickers and order bumper stickers for their car
    I suggest one that says "unamerican" (great for pseudo wartime), possibly "cops smell funny", "here piggies", and of course (for formulation of some reasonable suspicion) a couple of stickers supporting the legalization of marijuana.
    you have thus guaranteed that they will be followed by and harassed by cops, possibly searched, and that ardent "patriots" will ride their bumper and yell obscenities towards them at stop signs.

    or

    send massive amounts of nasty porn catalogs, gay porn catalogs, drug paraphernalia catalogs, specialty catalogs aimed towards cross dressers, or bondage catalogs to their parent's address with their (the offenders) name on them. (these are just suggestions any odd catalog that will lead a parent to question who their child is will work)

    it doesn't matter if they are supposed to be in plain brown wrappers, parents being parents will of course open them.

    or

    using their school email account sign them up to questionable porn sights
    (the use of the school email account is important, as it is not easily changed so they will be stuck with the spam for a few more years and, as a plus, administrators will possibly monitor or filter their email)

    while you may not be able to directly view or revel in their humiliation I grant you that what ever they feel will be as bad or possibly worse than what you felt and you will have done it with no property damage or illegal activity having taken place
    your hands will be clean
     
  14. MrGrandmaster thread starter macrumors newbie

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    update

    Let me clarify just a bit...............

    1.Nothing extremely violent

    2.Nothing destroying expensive property

    3.The embarassment should be public and known it was done by me

    ---I'm working with some of these ideas, but still searching for more...be creative!
     
  15. poopyhead macrumors 6502a

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    In my school's bathrooms, clothes, while taking a shower, had to be hung outside the protected shower curtained area. Steal their clothes! and/or lock their dorm room door while they are in the shower. Possibly scroll something on the dry erase board on their door (everyone at my college had one so I'll assume the same is true for a school in Ohio) so that they know it was you, maybe a crudely drawn sketch of a bucket of water.
     
  16. MongoTheGeek macrumors 68040

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    Pants them in the cafeteria.

    The old firedrill stunt is funny too.

    fill up a trashcan with water(you'll need help to lift it. It should be a couple hundred pounds)

    When they are in the toilet toss a burning paper towel under the door. shout "Fire" then extinguish it with the water in the trashcan.
     
  17. JamesDPS macrumors regular

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    Well, water balloons followed by a tennis-ball-canister of flour worked when i was a kid... gotta make sure there's no way they can easily shower and change (i.e. beginning of the school day). substitute other materials for water and flour as long as you get some kind of liquid and powder that sticks, or anything where trying to clean it off will cause more problems. seems like more of a light-hearted (measured) response.... though gotta admit lacks on the creativity side. me = dumb.
     
  18. poopyhead macrumors 6502a

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    Use a water gun to make it look like they peed themselves
    don't use just plain water it'll dry too quickly
    instead use roughly half sugary soda and half water
    will leave a mark that won't stain until they wash their pants

    I've seen people do the flower and the water thing
    it was very impressive
     
  19. Mantat macrumors 6502a

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    Ok... Here is a story:

    once upon a time, I was stupid and did a prank to a kid at school. IT wasnt big deal, just filling his boot/coat/mitts/bag with snow. The guy took it prety badly and took revenge a few days latter. I wouldnt have minded much but that guy wanted to take his revenge 10x of what we did to him. He did a pretty stupid thing involving **** and my clothing... Do you think that teached us something? That guy over reacted to the situation and aggravated the problem a thousand fold: he was expelled from school, we went to his new schools and beated the crap out of him.

    My point is: dont over react to the situation. You were 'humiliated' a bit but doing something stupid can cause you much more problem.

    There is a reason why they say that revenge is better serve cold: you want to plan it well! First of all, sorry but if you want a nice revenge, it will be a nameless one. The bigger the problem they cause you, the more they will seek revenge. So its better if they dont know about you as the master mind behind all this. Second: wait! No need to rush, take your time to plan it well.

    Now we need some info that you didnt provide: are these guys your friend or arch enemy? Do they have a car, how old are they? Same age as you? Do they have other enemies? Do you know where they live? Know their full name? Give us info and we will help you.

    My personal guess would be that the best revenge would be if you know someone else in school who is much bigger / older than them to do them the same prank they did to you. This would teach them AND would allow you to go 'public' with it.

    BUT if you really want revenge, there are ways to cause them ridiculous amount of troubles: preventing them to get a passport, destroying their credit, expelling them from school, giving them some trouble with the department of homeland security, etc... Of course, these are no pratical joke, these are more vengefull solution and I dont know how far you want to go. Also, the bigger the trouble you give them, the less you will ever be able to talk about it! Think about it before doing anything!
     
  20. kiwi_the_iwik macrumors 65816

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    OK - here's the clincher (and by THAT, I mean BUTT clincher...).


    All you've got to do is to add the TINIEST amount of eye drops (optrex is good) to a glass of water - AND I MEAN TINY!!!! (a few drops should do it...)

    It's colourless, odourless and tasteless...

    ...oh, yeah - and it just so happens to be the best - and violently FASTEST - laxative on the planet, short of shoving a hose up your ass and getting an enema. Takes around 10-15 minutes to work.

    (i.e. - add drops, walk away briskly...)

    :D

    Or, conversely - don't bother if you want them to remain your friends...
     
  21. Zaid macrumors 6502

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    Some of the above posts mentioned beating the crap out of them, nooooo, this is not what you want to do.

    You do not want to cause them physical harm, you want to make their lives so miserable that they want to harm themselves :D
     
  22. themadchemist macrumors 68030

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    So true...But about your signature, shouldn't you be referring to the median person, instead of the average? I mean, depending on the distribution, significantly less than half of people could be dumber than average. Sorry, I felt the incredible need to point that out. ;)

    edit: signature != post, post != signature, themadchemist != intelligent
     
  23. Zaid macrumors 6502

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    One should indeed refer to the median. (And yes i was aware of this :) )
    If you're willing to assume that the distribution of intelligence is approximately normal, then the median and mean would be the same, but thats probably not an assumption I'd make. But its probably not too far off from normal. For a long time IQ was assumed to be normally distributed, dunno what the current view is, but I don't accept all the IQ test as a test of intelligence bollocks anyway

    <lame attempt at justification>
    Average sounds catchier and more aesthetically pleasing. According to the HHGTG, truth is beauty and beauty truth so the guilty party here is life for being neither true nor beautiful :)
    </lame attempt at justification>
     
  24. Opteron macrumors 6502

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    I aim to please. You had some pretty good ides yourself.
     
  25. agreenster macrumors 68000

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    Ha ha....true

    Sometimes my gut reaction is to just to beat up the bullies.
     

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