Rugby fan goes nuts!

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  1. munkle macrumors 68030

    munkle

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    From the Evening Standard:

    :eek: :eek:

    (oh and sorry for awful pun, couldn't resist!)
     
  2. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    Idiot.

    I can just imagine his pissed mates reactions when he came back inside holding up his trophies...
     
  3. blackfox macrumors 65816

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    well, all other comments aside, did we really want someone like him breeding?

    I thought not...
     
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  5. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    Just got emailed this story at work with the exact same title :p

    What. A. Muppet.
     
  6. iGav macrumors G3

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    If David Coulthard wins the F1 World Championship I'll cut my balls off. :p
     
  7. munkle thread starter macrumors 68030

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    And I thought I was being clever!

    Come on David!!! :eek: :p


    Still trying to figure out how the guy managed to walk back into the pub...surely you're not going to be skipping about after chopping your boys off?!
     
  8. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    *POST BOOKMARKED*
     
  9. killuminati macrumors 68020

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    :eek:

    While I was reading that story I could feel the pain. It made me shudder

    :eek:
     
  10. wdlove macrumors P6

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    What a stupid act, for what. Now his voice will change and he won' have to shave.
     
  11. mactastic macrumors 68040

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    Wow... What a loser! Plan on dating much after this? I guess not!

    Man, people are stupid sometimes. Cutting your own balls off to spite your mates...
     
  12. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    Technically, not true (sorry wd)...

    Men's voice's breaking is irreversible.
     
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  14. munkle thread starter macrumors 68030

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    Grab your coat, the taxi is on its way...




    :p :p
     
  15. absolut_mac macrumors 6502a

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    File this story under *The disadvantages of having one too many!*

    Just thinking about it makes me cringe :(
     
  16. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]

    Bad, very bad...:p
     
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  18. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    Those jokes... really teste-ing my patience :D
     
  19. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    Er... don't you have to die to qualify for a Darwin?
     
  20. Peterkro macrumors 68020

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    I don't think so you just have to be not able to breed.Something that would be good for about 90% of the population.
     
  21. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    You're right it seems – having had a quick look at the Darwin Awards site, they do indeed have an 'Honorable Mentions' section dedicated to those who have lost their genitals in acts of impressive stupidity.

    You learn something new every day! :D
     
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  23. munkle thread starter macrumors 68030

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    Well not anymore!!



    :eek: :D
     
  24. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    what a moron, wow, i cant believe someone would be that stupid, i wonder if he was drunk though at the time too
     

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