Scammers Conference

Discussion in 'Community' started by P-Worm, Jun 1, 2004.

  1. P-Worm macrumors 68020

    P-Worm

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    #1
    I found this today and thought it was pretty funny.

    SC4MMED?

    P-Worm
     
  2. RandomDeadHead macrumors 6502

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    "The hotel was very, very upscale. The running water was a nice touch! - Dr, Collins Mdadiwe



    "I AM FIRMLY CONVINCED THAT USING UPPERCASE LETTERS MAKES MY WRITING MORE EFFECTIVE." - Mr. Ibrahim Ahmed

    :D
     
  3. KC9AIC macrumors 6502

    KC9AIC

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    "Is email now Nigeria's top export?"

    what's "'The free daily newspaper was very good to receive, but it is not come on Saturday.' - Mrs. Mabel Mamumbi (my kidney disease is getting better, but I am still a widow)" supposed to mean?
     
  4. Doctor Q Administrator

    Doctor Q

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    I wonder how many attendees were graduates of the world-famous Spam University?

    Admissions Requirements
    Attended at least four years of elementary school
    No more than three felony convictions
    The ability to count to 20 without removing your socks
    Toilet-trained (at least for #2)
    No more than 36 tattoos
    Familiarity with computers (i.e., you've seen one in a store or on TV)

    Campus Amenities
    Restrooms
    Ashtrays
    Parking lot
    Trash cans
    Coke machine (Coke and Sprite)
    Water fountain
    Classrooms
    An extensive research library
    Used book store
    State-of-the-art Computer Center
     
  5. themadchemist macrumors 68030

    themadchemist

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    You have just made my life better. Thank you.
     

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