Scientists Say Index Finger Length Can Predict ***** Size!

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  1. peter2002 macrumors 6502

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    NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - On the heels of a previous report that debunked the notion that a man's shoe size could be used to estimate the length of his *****, a new study now claims that those with inquiring minds need merely take a gander at a man's forefinger.

    According to Greek scientists, the length of a man's index finger can accurately predict the length of his *****. The findings are published in the September issue of the journal Urology.

    Dr. Evangelos Spyropoulos and colleagues from the Naval and Veterans Hospital of Athens, Greece say they conducted their investigation to gather more information on the relationship between body measurements and male genitalia size. They argue that such information--as well as a clearer definition of "normal penile size"--will help doctors counsel and treat the many men who are concerned about perceived inadequacies relating to their genitals.

    The "lack of standardized metric data and the absence of widely acceptable criteria on the proper size of the external genitalia poses major difficulties in the counseling and/or treatment of young adult men with worries of sexual inadequacy," the authors write.

    In their study, Spyropoulos and colleagues measured penile length and testicular volume in 52 healthy young males between the ages of 19 and 38 and compared them with other body measurements including height, weight, body mass index, index finger length and waist/hip ratio.

    In lieu of measuring a man's erect *****, the team measured the flaccid, gently stretched *****, which they note is statistically correlated to erect ***** length.

    "Age and (body measurements) were not associated with the size of the genitalia, excluding the index finger length, which correlated significantly with the dimensions of the flaccid, maximally stretched, *****," the report indicates.

    "We realize that the study population was relatively inadequate and suggest that a greater scale study with a significantly larger number of subjects is needed to confirm the observations, particularly the demonstrated trend of penile length with index finger length," Spyropoulos and colleagues conclude.


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    More proof that scientists are really stupid. I wonder how much the government spent to fund this study?

    In kind of makes sense, women always seem to like a man with big, strong, hands.

    Peter :D (no pun intended)
     
  2. vniow macrumors G4

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    Whew!

    I knew there was something wrong there.
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  3. Hemingray macrumors 68030

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    MAN, I was gonna say...! :eek: It sounded like they were talking about an ERECT one there at first...
     
  4. alex_ant macrumors 68020

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    I don't get it?

    What is a *****? A heart? A liver? Cheek? Brain? Mouth? Wrist? Spine? This doesn't make any sense.
     
  5. GeeYouEye macrumors 68000

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    Re: I don't get it?

    You are joking, right?:eek:
     
  6. cleo macrumors 65816

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    Re: Scientists Say Index Finger Length Can Predict ***** Size!


    Jeeze, poor guys. "Have sexual adequacy issues? Come be a part of our study. We'll gladly confirm it for you!" :D

    Now what's with this "maximally stretched" business? Are these things all elastic-like? Is there a certain point after which they won't snap back?

    As for the study... hm. At least lesbians make no scientific pretense about checking out... hm, won't go there. ;)
     
  7. scem0 macrumors 604

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    No.
     
  8. shadowfax macrumors 603

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    man, we need to fund more stuff like this, especially in the height of recession in the economy! what is a *****, anyways? :rolleyes: after spending 8 hours comparing the length of my index finger to various other parts of my body, i realized... damn america and the "penile" system.

    [edit] if you don't realize i am being facetious, i pity your soul [/edit]

    [edit]well, on good days[/edit]
     
  9. Durandal7 macrumors 68040

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    What's all this about the US Government funding this?

    I thought that the Greeks conducted the study :confused:
     
  10. Hemingray macrumors 68030

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    Re: Re: Scientists Say Index Finger Length Can Predict ***** Size!

    Now there's a painful thought... :eek:
     
  11. scem0 macrumors 604

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    I was wondering the same thing. Damn the illiterate fools trying to post on MR. :D
     
  12. MacBandit macrumors 604

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    Hmm. I just want to know what the proportion comes out to because my finger length is in no way a comparison to my penile size. Directly that is and no to the jokes out there it isn't smaller.

    After all these years the greeks are still obsessed with genitalia. What does that say about them?
     
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    ***** is definitely longer than finger, duh

    i am about 6.5" inches which means i can prolly grab a basketball with one hand and do a dunk shot
    :p
     
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    well, i'm not so sure this is true. I have short-ish fingers and a generous package. maybe i'm a mutant.
     
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    well, sadly, i cannot brag about either one, but it doesn't bug me very much though

    there don't seem to be any standards for men as in cup size for women

    if there were an A thru D format, it "might" go like this

    under six inches...size A
    six to eight inches...size B
    eight to ten inches...size C
    ten to twelve inche...size D
    over twelve inches....LIAR LIAR

    :D :eek: :p
     
  17. mac15 macrumors 68040

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    oh comon, what guy is over 12inchs , there average size is 6inchs and most guys are stuck at 6 , thats scale is kinda not cool


    2 to 3...size A (hahahaha)
    4 to 6...size B (under average to average)
    7 to 8...size C ( hehe nice )
    9 to 10..size D (god damn you must be a black guy)
    over 12.... (rubber or you paid to fix yourself up)
     
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    here is a more realistic and fair chart

    under 3"........size a, very rare
    3-5...............size b, average low end
    5-7...............size c, average
    7-9...............size d, average high end
    over 9...........size e, very rare
     
  19. mac15 macrumors 68040

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    is that on a flop (pardon the slang) :)
    I'd imagine not
     
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    for women, i have no idea what cup measurements are "average"

    there was once an iq thread and i once saw a list on the internet

    70 - borderline
    100 - average
    120 - typical college graduate
    140 - gifted on the higher end of gifted
    160 and above - genius
    180 and above - too high to accurately measure
     
  21. MacBandit macrumors 604

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    Boy the average man has to work hard to get that ocean in motion.
     
  22. jefhatfield Retired

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    odd is right

    i tried to get little mr jefhatfield close enough to the ibook screen to make sure i was the size of the cup ;)

    as it turns out, i was a little smaller than the picture which was 5 7/8 inches

    so how come a ruler shows me at 6.25-6.5 inches depending on my current mood?

    here's what...we will have to have another geek fest and since you are the resident expert, you can record the official measurements of everybody...hey, this is getting to sound like the original olympics:p
     
  23. Moxiemike macrumors 68020

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    I had my fresh hot starbucks coffee handy when i saw that. Tried to measure. But damn if I didn't spill all the coffee and burn my piece..... stupid study
     
  24. jefhatfield Retired

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    are you serious?

    way too dangerous...you may hurt little moxiemike!

    get a straight edge, ruler, piece of tape, dental floss and measure out the 5 7/8 inches

    then go to a discreet place, like a bathroom stall at starbucks

    and then measure out and get results

    remember, measure from the top because mesuring from the bottom side is cheating...i learned that from dr. dean edell on kgo/abc talk radio:p
     

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