Screw working for Apple, work for Google!

Discussion in 'Picture Gallery' started by iHateWindows, Feb 4, 2006.

  1. macrumors 6502

    Joined:
    May 11, 2005
  2. macrumors 68030

    Benjamindaines

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2005
    Location:
    A religiously oppressed state
    #2
    lol it better be on a $1 salary :eek:
     
  3. macrumors 6502

    jhero

    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2005
    Location:
    Not near an Apple Store
    #3
    apple still rocks
     
  4. Moderator emeritus

    mad jew

    Joined:
    Apr 3, 2004
    Location:
    Adelaide, Australia
    #4
    Pretty messy, I'd never be able to find the specific snack I was looking for... :(

    Unless I could devise a way of searching for snacks by typing in parts of their name and having them appear in my mouth, categorised by relevance...
     
  5. macrumors 68020

    ham_man

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2005
    #5
    You could always organize them tagorically...
     
  6. thread starter macrumors 6502

    Joined:
    May 11, 2005
    #6
    I've seen much worse.
     
  7. macrumors 68000

    Danksi

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2005
    Location:
    Nelson, BC. Canada
    #7
    I'd hope there's more to working with Google, than that! :rolleyes:
     
  8. macrumors 68000

    technicolor

    Joined:
    Dec 21, 2005
    Location:
    ><><><><
    #8
    Puhleeze

    google has world class chefs who cook free lunch for their employees, they get nap time, they can bring their pets to work, they have a huge on site gym, they have those lil scooter things u can ride around on their campus, and a whole bunch of other cool stuff, plus the pay and benefits are other wordly...

    i know 2 google employees and one person who interned
    i dont think there is a better employer than google
     
  9. macrumors 6502a

    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2005
    #9
    Is that a SoBe I see? I guess I'll work there :).
     
  10. macrumors Core

    Dagless

    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2005
    Location:
    Darkplace Hospital
    #10
    thats good, i like that kind of attitude. shows the big cheese in Google trust the staff.

    I'm trying to get into Google Manchester. that would be nice.
     
  11. macrumors 68030

    Benjamindaines

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2005
    Location:
    A religiously oppressed state
    #11
    Wow, coke and pepsi living in a giant fridge of google-unitity. Simply amazing.
     
  12. macrumors 68000

    Danksi

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2005
    Location:
    Nelson, BC. Canada
    #12
    Sounds very claustrophobic; do they allow you to leave the building for a personal life? :) (just jealous)
     
  13. Administrator/Editor

    WildCowboy

    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2005
    #13
    And that's why they receive 150,000 resumes a month...
     
  14. macrumors G3

    Joined:
    May 2, 2005
    #14
    Pft, one day, when I'm CFO, I'll put it in the budget for the snack room be 40% larger every year.
    by the time I graduate, google will be 90% snackroom and 10% search engine.

    also, it'll be the size of oklahoma, so search engine will still be huge.
     
  15. macrumors 603

    2nyRiggz

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2005
    Location:
    Thank you Jah...I'm so Blessed
    #15
    Aint nothing like mixing food and work.....unless it ends up on your work.



    Bless
     
  16. macrumors 68040

    dornoforpyros

    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2004
    Location:
    Calgary, AB
    #16
    now how am I suppose to drag one of those huge jugs of water to my desk? Better yet how am I suppose to raise that to my face and drink?
     
  17. macrumors 65816

    redeye be

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2005
    Location:
    BXL
    #17
    I guess that's one reason they also have a gym.
     
  18. macrumors Nehalem

    GoCubsGo

    Joined:
    Feb 19, 2005
    #18
    Yum pears. I saw pears!

    I heard also that they get about 150k resumes a year, my question is, how the hell do they go through them? Or do they all just fall to the wayside?
    I wonder.
     
  19. macrumors 68040

    BakedBeans

    Joined:
    May 6, 2004
    Location:
    What's Your Favorite Posish
    #19
    I think I just weeweed in my pants , a little bit™
     
  20. macrumors 68030

    cleanup

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2005
    Location:
    Toronto
    #20
    There's a fruit basket, and then the rest is all sugary, carbonated, salty, fatty junk food.

    Brilliant. :D
     
  21. macrumors 6502

    Joined:
    Aug 16, 2005
    Location:
    England
    #21
    Wow, that's great :D
     
  22. macrumors 6502a

    Xephian

    Joined:
    May 2, 2005
    Location:
    United States
    #22
    That'd be really nice. Lol.
     
  23. Lau
    Guest

    #23
    The fruit looks manky as well. Look at those grapes! I would expect pineapple and star-fruit, quite frankly. :D
     
  24. macrumors 68040

    dornoforpyros

    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2004
    Location:
    Calgary, AB
    #24

    Well they are google, if I had to guess I'd say the HR department has their own mini-google for searching through resumes they receive.
     
  25. macrumors G3

    puckhead193

    Joined:
    May 25, 2004
    Location:
    NY
    #25
    is that beer on the 2nd to bottom shelf on the right?
     

Share This Page