Severed Penis Victim Testifies In Ex-Girlfriend's Trial

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  1. taeclee99 macrumors 6502a

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    From Yahoo News:

    The trial began Wednesday for a woman accused of slicing off her estranged boyfriend's penis. Delmy Margoth Ruiz said she attacked her ex-boyfriend because he had been unfaithful and had physically abused her.

    http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/kprc/20050720/lo_kprc/2835824

    My cousin who is a medical student at Baylor was one of the medical assistants in the OR when they brought the dis-membered ex-boyfriend in.
    He said they were able to create a new penis for the man by transplanting fat from another part of the body to the nether-region in question. Apparently the man will have to use a pump to regain use of his unit.
     
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    holy ****....ouch....i feel bad for the guy....
     
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    Tell you what, its amazing what surgery can do nowadays.

    I'm on First Aid training this week and all the videos I've had to watch about horrific stuff have been truely amazing (when they explain someone lived after injuries).

    He may have to use a pump, but thats better than nothing isnt it!
     
  4. g4cubed macrumors 6502a

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    :eek: ouch!!!!! Kinda makes you think twice about cheating...... naa. ;)
     
  5. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

    When will the women learn, you remove the balls to modify the male's behavior.

    Plus this will also eliminate any chance of him reproducing.
     
  6. superbovine macrumors 68030

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    *snip*
     
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    I'm sure Mr Nunez will be delighted he got off so lightly...
     
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    II don't know how much of a guy he is anymore. :rolleyes:
     
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    So who was in charge of collecting evidence in that case. :eek:
     
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  11. taeclee99 thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    yes, but what is the use of a pump because he will never regain the same sensation down there ever again.
     
  12. taeclee99 thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    According to my cousin who witnessed the procedure, the new penis looks pretty realistic of course without the reebok logos anywhere in sight!!!!
     
  13. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Sounds like the Nike swoosh strikes again... :eek:
     
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    Bad pun! Baaaaad pun! :p
     
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    Er, thanks... it wasn't intentional... :confused: :p
     
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    do you think he got to choose the size of it?
     
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    for the slow people in the crowd... me, could you explain that joke please?
     
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    i swear it took me 5 minutes to get that...
     
  19. devilot Moderator emeritus

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    I'm not too sure, but I think it's in referrence to the basketball sneakers w/ the circular pump on the tongue. From the 90's. They were quite popular and have now found a huge retro market demand.
     
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    OWWWWWWWWWWWW serious virtual pain!!!!!! :eek:
     
  21. devilot Moderator emeritus

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    I whole-heartedly agree. Except if I caught my man cheating on me, it would NOT be a simple, relatively pain free snip. No siree.
     
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    Ouch...I can almost feel the snipping!!! :eek:
     
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    Er...this is getting weird
     
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    Haha. I think this man deserves a moment of silence....................silence over. and reproduction is probably not out of the question. they will probably have to retrive the "sample" another way if the twins are still in tact. The penis is just the delivery channel.
     
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    The pump that was inserted will allow for him to make that decision. He is very luck that he could take advantage of modern surgical techniques. I would have like to be present to view that surgery. It may depend on the kind of damage done as to wether sperm will still be useful.

    Wow is she gets the full 20 years, she will have plenty of time to think about what she has done. :( :eek:
     
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