Sex before stressful events keeps you calm

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by vniow, Jan 25, 2006.

  1. vniow macrumors G4

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    From Digg:

    Of course this leave us dykes out... :rolleyes:


    Does this mean hookers are tax deductible as stress therapy?
     
  2. kretzy macrumors 604

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  3. Dont Hurt Me macrumors 603

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    Sinking a little low are we? we do have kids here at Mac rumors perhaps we need a adult forum for those who must talk about it, and broadcast there sexual desires opinions and abnormalities.:cool:
     
  4. Lau Guest

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    It's a strange theory, because what happens if a straight couple have sex, but the guy gives the girl an orgasm before penetration, then penetration sorts him out. Does this mean she doesn't have her stress reduced? Or what about two men? if they have penetrative sex, does that count?

    In my opinion? Stress reduction across the board. It gives the same effect as exercise, but without the unpleasantness. :D
     
  5. ITASOR macrumors 601

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    It's no worse than doing a google search for homework terms and getting it.
     
  6. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

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    Very interesting...

    *scratches chin*

    so you're saying I should seek out some booty before my recital so I'm calm and zen?

    There's a study to back it up, I guess I've gotta do it!

    :D :p
     
  7. maya macrumors 68040

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    Oh the peer-pressure. ;) :D
     
  8. eRondeau macrumors 6502a

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    My goodness, are we a little overly sensitive about this topic??? Lots of Mac users ARE adults, and HAVE sex, and ENJOY sex, and want to DISCUSS sex with what I believe is the most intelligent and creative user groups anywhere. There is absolutely nothing suggestive, prurient, or abnormal about this forum topic. At least to me.
     
  9. QCassidy352 macrumors G3

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    wow, this is amazing news!!










    ....... if you've never had sex. 'Cause if you have, then you already knew this. I mean, come on, sex as a stress reducer has only been known about for... the whole of human history? They needed to do a study to confirm it? :rolleyes:

    And the crap about it having to be penetrative is, well, crap. You know how people always say, "it's not the destination but the journey that matters?" Well, in this case, it's the destination. :eek:
     
  10. 2nyRiggz macrumors 603

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    Thanks for letting me know NOW i know i should be hitting some skins before finals.....thanks MR!


    Bless
     
  11. clayj macrumors 604

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    No wonder us Aussies are so laid-back... Is that the worst pun of the day? What do I win?...
     
  13. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    Oh, we may have something in our bag of toys to help you out! :eek: ;) :D
     
  14. CanadaRAM macrumors G5

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    Hmmm. So if I read this right, I would be a better public speaker in my sleep, yes?
     
  15. macartistkel macrumors 6502a

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    Well can someone tell me if there have actually been studies on the whole thing that if you tear labels off cans and bottles (I seem to do this a lot with beer bottles), then you are sexually frustrated??? Personally I think its not true and total BS! I think it is more of a nervous habit with people!
     
  16. clayj macrumors 604

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    What manner of can would you be tearing a label off of? :p
     
  17. macartistkel macrumors 6502a

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    yeah your right...I did mean soda bottles and beer bottles!! Actually anything with a label!! :)
     
  18. mcarnes macrumors 68000

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    You sure this will only work with penetration and not BJ's? I disagree and am launching my own study.
     
  19. QCassidy352 macrumors G3

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    yeah, the "penetration only" thing is total bs. What on earth could be the explanation for that? Makes no sense whatsoever (and would be disputed by almost any sexually active person, I'd wager...).
     
  20. Raid macrumors 68020

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    Oh!! So many Clinton jokes! ... No wonder he didn't crack at those Starr interrogations! :cool:
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    Looks pretty calm to me! (and to mcarnes study this wasn't the classical 'penetrative' stuff either) :D
     
  21. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

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    Lady scientists with big presentations coming up?

    sounds like the kind of study I'd publish! :D :D

    falsified facts are my favorite kind! :p
     
  22. stridey macrumors 65816

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    Didn't see that "i" in recital at first... :eek: ;)
     
  23. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

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    you, sir, need this:
    [​IMG]

    and lots of it.
     
  24. dornoforpyros macrumors 68040

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    holy sh** next thing your gonna tell me water is wet?
     
  25. Counterfit macrumors G3

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    Well then, w00t for me! :eek:
     

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