Sex theme park to open in London

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  1. EGT macrumors 68000

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    "Visitors to Amora...will pass through seven zones including Pleasure and Orgasm". What are the other 5 zones, I'd like to know?!

    "People will also be able to build their ideal partner from a series of body parts and there will be instructions on how best to kiss and how to talk more sexily."

    Alton Towers for me. :p

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  2. WildCowboy Administrator/Editor

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    Physiology and Erogeny Zone
    Foreplay and Erogeny Zone
    Pleasure and Orgasm Zone
    Fantasy and Lifestyles Zone
    Sexual Wellbeing
    Attraction, Love and Relationships
    Aphrodesia Lounge

    http://www.amoralondon.com/
     
  3. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    Wow! Where's the jealous smiley?

    I always thought you guys didn't do sex. Well, not so publicly at least. Kudos to you.
     
  4. Unorthodox macrumors 65816

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    Im reading Frankenstein right now.
    Oh, the possibilities....
     
  5. Chip NoVaMac macrumors G3

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    Darn, I was hoping for something like Westworld - where nothing can go wrong... go wrong.. go wrong :D
     
  6. Chaszmyr macrumors 601

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    Interesting. Just not quite... interactive enough lol
     
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  8. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    £15 entrance fee? Hilarious.

    Completely naff and squarely aimed at tourists. The Trocadero (a graveyard on the lower levels) is the perfect place for this... I give it 18 months before it closes.
     
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    Oh, we don't. This is going to teach us what we need to be doing.

    You put what in where? :eek:
     
  10. kretzy macrumors 604

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    From the article, it sounds like a gimmicky version of high school sex education. In other words, a waste of time.
     
  11. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    There's already a sex theme park close to the UK.........the place is called Amsterdam.

    British people are too frigid to have sex. The man just puts it in, both people squirm around a little bit, and then they have a smoke afterwards. Then one of them will turn to the other and say, "Woooo, that was rather nice, wasn't it, darling."
     
  12. UKnjb macrumors 6502a

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    Will someone please tell me what this sex thing is?? :confused: Everybody keeps talking about it instead of the weather or petrol prices and --- am I missing out on something?
     
  13. UKnjb macrumors 6502a

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    Is that remark to do with sex as well? :confused: I've just looked 'sex' up on Wiki and ---- is what it says on there for real? Um - er - do people REALLY do those things? :eek: How VERY interesting.
     
  14. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    *Takes UKnjb to the zoo*

    Well, you've gotta learn somewhere, kid. :p
     
  15. lem0n macrumors regular

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    doesn't sound as interesting as the Sex Museum in NYC :p... Most zoo animals are too bored to have sex anyway, I've read an article where the Chinese are so excited that their pandas are mating for the first time in 7 years and there was a hoopla about that with pictures and everything :D it was quite... boring, no wonder they don't do it more often
     
  16. jdechko macrumors 68040

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    :eek:

    Wow. That was halarious.
     
  17. EGT thread starter macrumors 68000

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    Speaking from experience there, Abstract? :p And all this time we thought you were Canadian!

    :D
     
  18. Le Big Mac macrumors 68020

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    I believe they've already built hte interactive version in Amsterdam.
     
  19. homerjward macrumors 68030

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    the first thing i thought of was the gloryhole theme park from gta:sa :eek:
     
  20. redAPPLE macrumors 68030

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    no mary-go-round either. :(

    :rolleyes: :p :D

    this cracked me up too (no pun intended).
     

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  21. redAPPLE macrumors 68030

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    damn you abstract. now when i read this, i imagine hearing the queen's voice...
     
  22. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    You read my mind.

    Imagine if this thing did go wrong, like Westworld or Jurassic Park. "We've lost control of the Amazons with the whips! Everyone flee for your lives!" Or maybe these silcone dolls would hold you down and smother you to death with their big breasts. :D

    In reality, this sounds kinda pathetic to me...like making a public institution out of those blow-up dolls for guys who can't get a date.
     
  23. Queso macrumors G4

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    They'll have to put a burger bar in the Female G-Spot Zone to give the menfolk reason to search for it.

    Although I think the only reason we've opened this is to prove to the tourists that we're not all gay :D
     
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